Weed smoker 2?!
Question: IM getting a blood test for life insurance in a week.now im not sure if they check for drugs or just diseases. but can i get clean by then?
Answers: IM getting a blood test for life insurance in a week.now im not sure if they check for drugs or just diseases. but can i get clean by then?
I've been smoking since 1965 and the life insurance company never mentioned it but times have changed and they could nowadays.
This can be easy for you if you are willing to cheat a little, or not.
If you want to do it on your own you can take large doses of Vitamin C. You'll need the powder form and you'll need to take about 8000 mg or so. It tastes majorly rasty so you'll want to either hold your nose and down it in a big gulp or try to flavor it. The next problem is that it will FLUSH your entire system like you've never experienced before. You will feel sick. You will barf and get the runs and flush everything in your body. Stay near a bathroom for a few hours until the flushing has passed but it might take some time so be prepapred. Also drink tons of water ... a gallon or so ... but take the water gradually because too much water all at once can KILL you ... yes ... it can. So if you start to feel sick from drinking too much water ... stop ... wait til you feel good again and then drink some more. You can do this up to 3 days before the test I'm told but if you start now that would be even better.
Next, you can go to a head shop and get a de-tox kit. These do not work 100% but with the Vitamin C regimen it should.
The final solution is to get a Neutral Urine Kit. It might have a different name but the guy behind the counter should be able to help you if it 's a head shop. The kit will include a bag of "urine" that is neutral but has all the ingredients that the lab will be looking for to know that it's real. There will also be a warmer device of some kind but if you put the bag between your legs for a while before you take the test the temp should be high enough. It will need to be close to 98.6. You can usually tape the bag to your inner thigh and there should be a spout of some kind on it so that you can pop the top and "pee" into the cup and since it's insurance they will leave you in the stall by yourself and won't be watching so you have some leeway. They WILL tell you to empty your pockets when you go in so don't carry it there. But strap it to your leg somehow or tape it.
Marijuana tests test for a certain ingredient that is in weed but it is also a natural occurring component of your body so there will ALWAYS be a certain amount of this in your system whether you are straight or not. If you do NOT smoke a lot ... like once or twice a week and you don't get knocked down wasted then you can prb pass the test without anything else. But it's not like you'll be going to jail if you flunk as is the case if it were the courts or a probie officer or something like that. If you live in California you can get a marijuana license but some companies will ignore that since it is still against federal law. If you do live in CA and need to know what doctor to see for the "letter" let me know. But you also will need a medical reason ... unless you can get to San Diego and then you just have to complain that you're stressed and that you need it to control the stress. I have the doctors name and phone number down there.
Good luck ... we're all toking a fatty in your honor :-)
Really depends on how much you smoke...as for me, an every-day kinda gal, I'm giving it the 28-day clearance time till I take my test! That is what I've always known. If you smoke less, maybe drink a ton of water to really clean out, I wouldn't chance it though.
Also, if you do go to a store to look for some kind of product, DO NOT mention the word drug test....they will refuse to help you.
They test for drugs. Drink a lot of fluids. Pot can stay in body fat for up to 30 days.
Good luck.
Go to a Heath food store, and get this,,, it's called Yellow Roots, drink it every day.... you can also mix Honey with it..
that should help, can't hurt, now can it....
go to your local smoke shop and get a detox kit
Niacin pills work well, water, water, water LOTS of water!
And stop smoking :)
Good Luck!
if your just smoking pot...hold off till then and drink lots and lots of water...you'll be clean in a couple days
good luck!