I Need To Know How I Can Pass A Probation Required Piss Test?!
Question: I Have A Multiple Drug Piss Test but i have frequenly smoked some cannibus how can i cheat the test?
Answers: I Have A Multiple Drug Piss Test but i have frequenly smoked some cannibus how can i cheat the test?
hahaha, well....
get clean HUMAN URINE. Not dog, or cat, or even normal water. Put the urine in a condom, (or balloon) and put the condom in your rectum. It is imparitive that it's in your rectum because there is a very good chance that someone will be in the room with you. If there is someone in there, you can't really have a condom full of piss taped to your thigh. Remember that the urine MUST be your body temperature, (there is a strip along the outside of the bottle that detects temp. If the strip doesn't register the correct temp. they will know that you're trying to cheat.
In addition to the condom trick, you need to consume ALOT of water, and alot of thyamine. Your local smokeshop should have thyamine tablets, and the thyamine tablets are available online. If you can't get tablets, drink energy drinks. AMP contains the most thayamine. The energy drinks/H20 will make your piss really clear. To get it back to normal color, take vitamin B6. This is available at any grocery store, and is in alot of vitamin pills/supplements.
None of this is 100%, but it willl significantly reduce your chances of getting busted. If you don't want to risk the condom thing, just do the water/thyamine/B6. None of those things are detectable, and they should all occur naturally in your diet anyways.
sorry dude, think probation is over.....
Either drink a LOT of water or get a special drink sold at your local vitamin store (GMC on the east coast) and buy the system cleansing drink. It's like $40 but hey man it works. Oh, p.s., cranberry juice works too.
best of luck dude.
Alot of pee tests nowadays test for goldenseal and other commonly used "cleansing herbs", so BE CAREFUL! A good general cleanser that won't raise any eyebrows is to drink water (preferably distilled if you can get it) with fresh squeezed lemon in it. Lemon juice is a natural liver cleanser. Also of course cranberry juice. You can also try taking milk thistle capsules which is an herb that cleanses the liver. You can find it any any grocery, drug store or Walmart, K-mart, etc. I do not know of anyone checking to see if you have used milk thistle on a pee test...BUT...if they do you can always say that their is a history of liver disease in your family and that you take it daily as a precautionary.Can't guarantee it, NOTHING is guaranteed for this situation. Best of luck to you.
wow....um srry 2 say but your so screwed
Sorry the only 100% way is not to do drugs.
you are a dope. you shouldn't have been doing the drugs while on probation. Be a man/woman and do your punishment! Your attitude is what got you in trouble
I would just like to give props to Brendan M, good answer!
Gotta say, dude, if shoving a balloon full of someone else's piss up yer butt is your only option (and it sounds like it is), you need to lay off the weed. If you can't stay clean during probation, you need help. I know you must hear this a lot, and I know it was probably something you did with your friends, but if you just got outa jail and you're violating your probation with some weed, your life is out of order and you need to get it back in check.