Weed marijuana ganja help?!
Question: arite so me and my buddy just got an lb of white widow (HOLY **** I KNOW) but when we were running to smoke i dropped BOTH of my bowls and they shattered. How can we get really high without smoking it? i dont wanna make a bowl, too boring.
Answers: arite so me and my buddy just got an lb of white widow (HOLY **** I KNOW) but when we were running to smoke i dropped BOTH of my bowls and they shattered. How can we get really high without smoking it? i dont wanna make a bowl, too boring.
The Giggle Bag?!
Ok. I have a patented design(not really, but I did invent it myself[to my knowledge]) for a gravity bong that works incredibly well. It's named "The Giggle Bag" for an obvious reason, and makes your weed last way longer.
Ingredients:
-1 empty 2 liter bottle (I use a 3 liter, and the bigger the bottle is, the more you're gonna stretch your weed)
-1 roll of tape (electrical and/or duct)
-1 transparent plastic bag (I find a bread bag works the best; transparent 'cause if the bag fills with smoke, then it's a good hit.)
-4in x 4in square of aluminum foil AFTER being doubled over twice
-1 sewing needle (no thread-work will be done, I promise lol)
-a nice, sharp knife; I find something like a finely-serrated steak knife, or a trust-worthy pocket knife do fine
First, take your bottle and cut-off the bottom, right where the label stops. Either toss the bottom section, or save it for retrofitting as a handle and a spreader(for more smoke to be able to fill inside the bag) for the bag. If you choose to make it a handle, be sure to tape it securely onto the very bottom of the bag, and trim the top edge of it down until it fits freely inside the top section of the bottle when you suck it up in a hit.
Second, wrap the opening of the bread bag around the outside edge of the bottom of the bottle(about 2 inches up), and pinch any slack into a single fold so that the bag is nice and taught around the bottle. Tape the fold down first without loosening the rest of the bag, and wrap tape around the top edge of the bag so that it sticks half to the bag, half to the bottle. I usually wrap it a good 5-6 times just to make sure it's nice and air-tight. Use duct tape for a more secure hold.
Third, take the cap to the bottle, and CAREFULLY cut a circle about as round as a nickel out of the plastic. Put the 4x4in square of aluminum foil(doubled over twice; 4 layers) across the top of the cap and gently work it into the hole until it hangs down about as far as your thumbnail would. This is going to be your bowl. Make sure there's a 1/2 inch or so gap between the end of the aluminum foil and the bottom edge of the cap; tear or cut foil where necessary. Tape the aluminum foil snuggly onto the bottom edge of the cap with ONE SINGLE LAYER of electrical tape(or heat resistant), leaving about a 1/4 inch over lap of tape at the bottom. Tuck this into the brim of the cap, thoroughly rubbing the tape into the threads(where the cap screws on). Once taped, hold the cap up to the light, and gently push the sewing needle through the BOTTOM of the bowl, but NOT the sides. I'd say a good 15-20 holes work great, but not too many or you'll risk the integrity of the bowl, considering it's just aluminum foil lol. Try to space them all out evenly, about 1/2 of a pencil eraser apart.
Lastly, screw the cap on-and-off a few times to work the SINGLE LAYER of tape into the threads. Every time, before you put the cap on to load a bowl, inhale on the bottle like you're taking a normal hit to get the bag to suck up into the bottle, leaving NO space in the chamber. If the bag doesn't fit correctly the first time, untape the bag and adjust as necessary.
There you have The Giggle Bag! One of my best stoned/drunken creations.
Operating Instructions:
Ok, now at first it requires 2 people, but as you use it enough, you'll get the hang of soloing it(holding the lighter with your thumb+pinky, and propping up the neck of the bottle with your index and middle fingers while pulling with your other hand). Have your friend hold the lighter up to the bowl while you hold the bottle and pull the bag out; slow at first, and then a little bit faster towards the end. You'll get the hang of it, it's an easily acquired skill.
Take a hit, and if you're too pussy to finish off the whole bottle yourself, pass it *****! :D
Symptoms:
-mild hysteria; uncontrollable laughter
-short-term memory loss; "Yeah, we have GOT to go.....wait, what the hell was I talkin' about?!"
-Blood-shot eyes; 'glazed over'
-Increased appetite; "Would you like fries with that?" "Nah, but hey! You guys got..uhh...onion rings? *quite snickers with friends : )*
I know you didn't want to make a bowl, but I hope you enjoy it as much as I have over the last couple years. It's not just a pipe, and you're not actually smoking the weed directly. I think it's like the funnest(funniest) ways to smoke : )
Laz.
*If the bottle doesn't fill COMPLETELY with smoke, like to the point where you can't see anything through it, check for leaks because everyone I make fills entirely with smoke.
*When cleaning ash, always always always BLOW, not scrap. You should NEVER touch the inside of the bowl with your fingers, EVER. If the resin builds up to the point of a clog, toss the aluminum foil and tape and make a new bowl(or if you're very gentle, you can try to salvage the old one by re-poking the holes with the needle).
Are you that lazy you can't make a pipe out of a soda can?
It takes less than 10 seconds to make and works fine. Eating it will take a while to set in and lasts longer. If you're used to smoking it, eating will feel kind of different.
White Widow is best smoked anyway, eating uses a lot of it. Yeah you have a pound but making butter with it can use a lot. You'll get more for your money from smoking it.
Was that answer really necessary? I already have a link posted to that site.
Dont eat it.
go to www.smokingwithstyle.com to learn how tomake different types of pipes.
roll some white widdow blunts
Roll it, light it, suck it, pass it. Don't be such a dumb-dumb.