I need cheering up, help?!
Question: I need cheering up, help!?
Tell me somehting that made you laugh recently!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
http://www!.thesmokinggun!.com/archive/yea!.!.!.
I thought this was funny, at the same time I hope it never happens to me!.!.!.lol
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=yQN0qjOrB!.!.!.
This is really funny too!.
I hope this helps!
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I thought this was funny, at the same time I hope it never happens to me!.!.!.lol
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=yQN0qjOrB!.!.!.
This is really funny too!.
I hope this helps!
Karen
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A blonde goes to a bank in New York and asks for a loan!. She explains that she is taking a business trip to Europe and needs a 5000 dollar loan!.
The bank clerk tells her that a loan guarantee is necessary, so she hands over the keys of her brand new Rolls Royce!. The car is standing in front of the bank!. The woman has the documents in order!. Everything seems quite OK!.
The bank manager, who's been called in for the decision, accepts to take the car as guarantee and grants her the loan!.
When she's gone, everybody bursts out laughing!. "It takes a blonde to pull one like that!. Leaving a 250,000 dollar Rolls as collateral for a 5000 dollar loan!"
An employee drives the car to the underground garage of the bank and they all resume their work!.
Two weeks later, the blonde comes back!. She pays back the 5000 dollars + interest which amounts exactly to 15 dollars and 41 cents!.
The bank employee says: "Miss, we are very pleased to be able to help you, but we are somewhat intrigued!. While you were away, we did some enquiries about you and found out that you are a millionaire!. Why the need to borrow 5000 dollars!?"
The blonde bends a little forward and answers in a confidential tone of voice: "Where else in New York could I park my car for two weeks for 15 dollars and 41 cents and hope to find it again on my return!?"
*** Hope it helped! If it did, please vote me for best answer! :-) All the best, buddy!Www@Answer-Health@Com
The bank clerk tells her that a loan guarantee is necessary, so she hands over the keys of her brand new Rolls Royce!. The car is standing in front of the bank!. The woman has the documents in order!. Everything seems quite OK!.
The bank manager, who's been called in for the decision, accepts to take the car as guarantee and grants her the loan!.
When she's gone, everybody bursts out laughing!. "It takes a blonde to pull one like that!. Leaving a 250,000 dollar Rolls as collateral for a 5000 dollar loan!"
An employee drives the car to the underground garage of the bank and they all resume their work!.
Two weeks later, the blonde comes back!. She pays back the 5000 dollars + interest which amounts exactly to 15 dollars and 41 cents!.
The bank employee says: "Miss, we are very pleased to be able to help you, but we are somewhat intrigued!. While you were away, we did some enquiries about you and found out that you are a millionaire!. Why the need to borrow 5000 dollars!?"
The blonde bends a little forward and answers in a confidential tone of voice: "Where else in New York could I park my car for two weeks for 15 dollars and 41 cents and hope to find it again on my return!?"
*** Hope it helped! If it did, please vote me for best answer! :-) All the best, buddy!Www@Answer-Health@Com
A man walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a beer!. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie!" Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender!. A few sips later the voice said, "Beautiful shirt!." At this, the man called the bartender over!. "Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender!. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us!."
"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender!. "They're complimentary!."
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Watch this- it's guaranteed to lighten your mood:
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=vOHimEj-8!.!.!.
And this is funny, if you like cats-
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=b11R7wiaT!.!.!.
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"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender!. "They're complimentary!."
****************************************!.!.!.
Watch this- it's guaranteed to lighten your mood:
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=vOHimEj-8!.!.!.
And this is funny, if you like cats-
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=b11R7wiaT!.!.!.
Thousands of really bad jokes:
http://www!.rinkworks!.com/jokes/
Hope you feel better!Www@Answer-Health@Com
My husband and I were in Spencer's Gifts in the mall over the weekend looking for a gag gift for a friend's birthday!. We ran across a license plate frame that would be perfect for my husband!.!.!. I'm driving this fast because I have to POOP!
We cracked up over that!. He may even go back and buy it because we are still laughing :) TMI, but oh so true!Www@Answer-Health@Com
We cracked up over that!. He may even go back and buy it because we are still laughing :) TMI, but oh so true!Www@Answer-Health@Com
This ought to do it!
http://ezinearticles!.com/!?When-Traveling!.!.!.
It's short and sweet but a hoot!Www@Answer-Health@Com
http://ezinearticles!.com/!?When-Traveling!.!.!.
It's short and sweet but a hoot!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Nothing can cheer you up better than watching the Marx Brothers in "Duck Soup!."Www@Answer-Health@Com
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