I hate the doctor can someone recommend a home cure?!


Question: I hate the doctor can someone recommend a home cure!?
These are my symptoms:
Blue tongue,yellow eyes,grey skin,vomiting,bloody diarrhea,sweating,fever,swollen testicles,enlarged prostate,nausea,sweating,laying in the bathtub with the warm water up my bum,cramps,indigestion,acid reflux,hot flashes and panic attacks!.
I also have agoraphobia and bad skin!. Can someone help!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
You are a frog - theres no cure!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You could have used some home remedies when you first started feeling bad!. Now you are seriously ill, probably with a pulmonary disease and/or liver failure, and very likely with some viruses!. Your emotional distress may be related to your illnesses!.

If you can't bring yourself to see an MD, visit a naturopath (ND)!. NDs are much more likely to help you with non-invasive therapies, and even some home remedies!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Okay you hate doctors!. But, you can't do anything with your medical complaints!. There is home cure for that!.

O my! Swollen testicles, fever, enlarged prostate!? I repeat,there is no home cure for that!. I suggest you see a professional doctor if you want to live a little longer!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Sound's like it's that time of the month again buddy!.

For real, outside of "laying in the bathtub with the warm water up my bum" which is graphically vague, if these symptoms were real, it is more than likely a liver toxicity or allergy!. Home cure!? 9-1-1!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

With this many symptoms you can't use a home remedy!. You will have to go to the hospital!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I think the best thing would be to stick your head underwater three times and lift it out twice!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

take some parocetomal and then a 24 hour nap!!!! once thats done go 2 ur gp coz u are goin 2 die otherwise!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. no worries!.!.!. im sure u'll be all right!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Sounds like radiation poisoning!.!.!.but I didn't read that your hair is falling out (you do have hair don't you!?)!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

You have been eating blueberries again!. Jaundice and Liver failure from too much drinking!. Probably allergic to the blueberries!. Mumps will cause the scrotum to swell painfully!. I would avoid sex!. An enlarged prostate means you have probably been playing with your joystick again, so stop it!. Lay off the diet soda and the caffeine!. What with the hot flashes and panic attacks you must be going through the change of life!. With bad skin I would say agoraphobia is a blessing!. No one really wants to look at skin like yours in public anyway!. Eat more apples and take up Christian Science!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Maybe you are a MD with nothing better to do, or a wacko!.
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HAHAHAHA ! is this for serious !?
I think you need to see a doctor, buddy!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

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ring the doctor and see if they do home visits!.
good luckWww@Answer-Health@Com

You need the grave diggers!.!.!.
too late on the home cureWww@Answer-Health@Com





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