I want to be asian please help!?!

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It's a point system. You have to slaughter a bunch of whales & dolphins, and when you get 100 points you're azn.

Stick to your own western race racist westerner. Remember it is you westerners who cause around 80% poperty among us Asians.

The cause of around 80% poverty in Asia

It is because of the hundreds years of invasion the evil westerners did to us Asians, for example Indonesia invaded for almost 350 years by netherland - Vietnam invaded for more than 100 years by france - Philippine invaded for more than 150 years by spain - China, Malaysia, Thailand and many of our other Asian countries invaded by england, portugese, italy and many other western countries all for hundreds of years, where those evil westerners :
- Stole countless of our natural resource, most of the evil westerners wealth today belong to us Asians.
- Stole countless of our human resource, many of the inventions the evil westerners claim as theirs are belong to us Asians.
- Killed, raped and doing many other kinds of brutality to countless of our Asian ancestors.
- Taken our freedom including our freedom to advance.
And many more other unhuman things those evil westerners did to us Asians during the hundreds years of invasion those evil westerners did to us Asians which those evil westerners never regret of since to this day they never apology and return anything those evil westerners stole from us Asians.

Proud To Be Asian ^_^

Step 1: Go to your family doctor
Step 2: Tell him about your "asian fetish..."
Step 3: Doctor will probably prescribe you some Asian-Right Away pills
Step 4: Sleep
Step 5: BAM!!! Your an asian!


...dude really? you need some help.

maybe you could get a tan, or search your family history for an asian ancestor. You may want to get your hair darker, too.

get some chopsticks and practice.

haha!
this is silly.

smoke alot of weed and you will seem asian haaa