HELP! I can't get high. I have inhaled properly and ****, got good weed, an!


Question: HELP! I can't get high. I have inhaled properly and ****, got good weed, and can't get high!?
Notice: If you dont like and/or smoke weed, I have no need for you. I want help, not a freaking lecture...

Ok, so I already used up one gram of mids I bought for ten bucks, I chewed it, sniffed it, and smoked it on two occasions. The first time I rolled up my ghetto version of a joint by using transparent napkins. It burned way too fast, like 2-3 min, but still got weed in gas form into my mouth. Now the second time I smoked the same **** with two of my buddys. This time it was in a real joint, king sized proffesionaly roled, and this time I used a light instead of a match. It could'nt have been bad weed because my freinds who smoked with me looked chinky in forth period. You know? squinty pinkish/red eyes. And nothing happened to me. Now heres the deal, I sucked it, held it in for couple seconds with some air, and saw smoke come out when blowing out air from my mouth.

Probable mistakes: (That I learned after research)...
1.) I probably did'nt inhale hard enough, call me a douche if it makes you feel good but I tried looking cool so I took it in slow.
2.) I did'nt keep it in my mouth for more than 4 seconds, next time I will hold it in for ten.
3.) I blew out the **** like a flamethrower, I did'nt let it out slowly (the smoke). Another way to look cool.
4.) I did'nt even cough, the first time I ever smoked it was leaves that make tea, I sucked in so hard I coughed. Never for weed I cough, I guess that is my mistake.

PLEASE HELP ME, I WANNA EXPERIENCE THE PLANT OF GOD, THE ONE THAT REMOVES ANGER, HATRED, DESPERATION, AND DEPRESSION AND GO TO THAT OTHER UNIVERSE. WHERE YOU WILL SEE NEW THINGS, PEOPLE, AND EVERYTHING WILL BRING YOU HAPPINESS. I DESERVE TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO TRAVEL THE SKYS, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE AS DISCRIPTIVE AS YOU CAN AND GIVE A STEP BY STEP PROCESS AND ANY OTHER ADDITIONAL ADVICE!!! MAY BUD FLOOD YOUR LIFE WITH JOY AND THE WONDERS OF THE WORLDS!!! :) :) :)

Answers:

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For one, you dont keep it in your mouth. that does nothing but wastes weed and the THC is floating around your mouth. It has to hit your lungs. when you take a hit suck it in your mouth then inhale like taking a deep breath. Hold it till you start coughing: This will get you more high, trust me.

If its just siwrling around in your mouth how do you expect to get high?. Make sure you keep the bowl lit or see the blunt embers light up (when lighting bowl dont light in the middle light towards the sides or else youll piss off ppl your smoking with. wastes tons of weed) Smoke coming out of your mouth doesnt mean you smoked. Thats like when ppl puff cigarette smoke into thier mouths and dont actually inhale. Suck it in like a straw into your mouth, inhale deep into the lungs, hold 1...2...3...4.... then just keep it in till you have to blow it out due to lack of air or coughing, hit the blunt one more time the same way, and pass. puff puff pass youll be on your *** high after the first puff if its your first time :)

Enjoy! :)



LOL, you worry too much...relax...breathe it in deeply & just let nature take its course...mellow...and repeat the process until nicely baked.



sniffed it? literally. did you smell it or snort it? im so confused.



You shouldn't keep it in your mouth...you INHALE it. As in breathe it in like you're breathing air



douche heck yeah i do feel better thanks hope you got lifted bro have a good one..lol..



You should inhale it by breathing in after taking a hit.

A good idea is to breath in and out of a paper bag after taking a hit. I've never smoked weed myself, but I know this would ensure you would ingest the smoke.

Another thing is that some people don't get high after the first couple times they smoke. I hear this phenomenon is very common, but the reason for it I do not understand. This is probably the reason you didn't get high.

EDIT: And I would like to tell the person who said that you do not ingest THC by keeping it in your mouth that they are wrong. Actually, THC is absorbed by the tongue as well, so smoke in your mouth would help you ingest THC into the blood stream, it's just not as efficient as inhaling the smoke.



It's good that you can't get high since any outside substance that is providing a "good feeling" is NOT good for the person :) Please be well and make good, healthy choices in life.




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