how can I fail a urine test for percocet if i can use clean urine?!

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This isnt an employer test, is it?

My guess, its a test from a pain clinic.

A pain clinic or a rehab is going to be the only people getting bent if you arent taking a pain med. Maybe probabation, if they know you are supposed to be on it regularly.

I hope you know if its an employer test, they arent going to be looking to make sure you took your perc.

You cant add the pill to the urine. The tests are looking for metabolites, NOT parent chemicals.

The only way to do it is to have someone else take some perc, at your schedule and dose for a couple days, be clean of other drugs, then take their urine.

Have you tried asking for a marinol script? Its a legal rx, but drug tests cant tell it apart from the real thing, and that would give you a legal excuse to have thc metabolites in your urine.


As to the person who asked what happened with honesty? I would say it went out the door a long time ago when the politicians started lying about mariuuana to make it an illegal drug in order to line their pockets with cash.

I would say when people started getting duis, denied jobs and other issues for marjuana metabolite detection in urine, when thc metabolites in urine have absolutely no correlation to thc blood content. Especially considering you can legally drive drunk and more impaired than marijuana will ever make anyone, and no one cares how much you had to drink on your day off.

And in the case of the asker, I would say it went out the door when his pain clinic decided they prefer him to be more f'ed up on his oxy than with marjuiana because they are ran by people who make money off mj prohibition, especially by keeping it out of pharmaceutical use. Which is ironic, seeing as how the point of the drug test is to make sure he isnt getting high. I guess they just over look they high caused by the oxy.

the 4 a day thing wont work they will be able to tell how far back its been in your system. i dont think you can work around it but thats me.

Wouldn't it just be easier to work *within* the system instead of constantly trying to game it?

what happened to honesty? if your employer wants a drug free employee then that is what you should be.

Give a friend your percs and get his pee, i know i'd be HAPPY if my friend gave me free drugs