How do i become a chicken?!

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Just watch as much Robot Chicken as possible on http://www.adultswim.com
If you become that chicken, you can have a lazer beam on your head!!!
:-P

There is no way to become a chicken but you can become a "chicken head".

Definition:
NOUN
1 a girl or woman who seeks attention from popular males with high levels of status exemplified mostly by musicians or popular/wealthy boys or men from a poorer neighborhood, by submitting to sexual favors with little or no pressure.
2 a girl or woman who is passed around from one male to another in short term, exclusively sexual relationships.
3 term for a girl or woman similar to "groupie" though the fame aspect may or may not be absent. whereas a groupie is partial to a particular band or person, the chicken head may be indiscriminant in choice and frequently chooses boys or men from her neighborhood or school.
4 female suffering from low self esteem who prostitutes herself for short lived friendships or attention.

urban dictionary

Laying eggs doesn't sound like much fun, think of the size of the egg in relation to the chicken, it'd be like giving birth every day. Yowza.

As for the seeds, you could get some from the local health food store, just stay in bed eating seeds for a day. For some people Sunday is a day of rest, for you it could be a day of chicken!

you have to create an egg. and lie in it for a few days. then you will hatch as a baby chick.




just like lady gaga did with her pod at the grammys.

Stage hypnotist.

First, get laid!!

lol

Remember, you are what you eat

Pretend you are Lady Gaga?

Smh -_____-'

Get the bird flu
XD