Whom should I contact at the Red Cross to inquire about a tiger blood transfusio!

Dude, I have some other, um, interesting bodily fluids I could share with you for a very reasonable price. Let's WIN together!! Let's round up a bevy of Pornwhores and Rock da House!

You know what really pisses me off? I was like two thirds of the way through my novel "The V Files" which is all about Vatican assassins. Now that Sheen blathered all the random crap about Vatican assassins, everyone will think I got the idea from him which is so wrong! I came up with it last year! It isn't fair, I spent like hours working on it while I was at my job!!

Well, first you need to get off that drug called Charlie Sheen before you can transfuse tiger blood....

You don't want anyone's face to melt off or anyone's children to weep over their exploded bodies, do ya?

I'm winning!

Check out http://www.wired965.com/ if you wanna hear some classic Sheen. The Philly Radio station flew a plane over his house asking him to call in and guess what, he called in.

maybe their resident psychiatrist...im sure he could transfuse you with something better than the blood from a tiger

uhhh use human blood you know they're endangered poor tigers they actually make it legal?

Hahaa..

Ol' Charlie's a frickin' train wreck..

**** that. I gave a tiger my blood and it won the Nobel Prize for Dance.

Balls

frosted flakes reputedly have the same effect.

You fool, I took their whole stash!

Adonis DNA

I wish I could get a tiger blood transfusion; this monkey blood sucks. :(

I think they contact you, darling...after all, you have the Adonis DNA already.

(((The Nolte)))

i wonder if my drug dealer can get me some tiger blood....