Quamtum Elbowology - will it cure me?!

Yes, you would be an IDEAL candidate!

You would probably require maybe 10-20 sessions over a period of 5-10 weeks. Don't forget to make sure you see a doctor to assess your condition first and if the doctor cannot help your sense of unease then QE definitely can, as long as you are a receptive person who is open-minded and able to accept anything, however far-fetched it may initially appear.

EDIT: "but it clearly doesn't make you an expert in understanding the unmanifested."

LMAO! What a complete nutter!

The only way you can get a true answer,
is answering it yourself.
The reason why you didn't know that is, as you said :
you have more money than sense.

If you have more money than sense however,
I would chose for surgery.

The hospital will be very enthusiast
to accept you for such senseless operations with a big smile
and lots of professionality.

And to be honest (in case your sense has grown in the meanwhile),
especially in the case of backpain an abdominal pain,
9 days of QE will be sufficient,
to take away the pain
and to make you feel
like you've never felt before.

Just try it.

@Michelle
Arsology is not the only way forward.
But indeed it's the fastest way forward.
However, it's a dangerous way for some people.
Not mentioning this is a sign of ignorance.
Do you know what you are talking about?
Apparently you speak from own experience,
but it clearly doesn't make you an expert in understanding the unmanifested.

@Michelle
Thank you for the reflexology zones :
if the picture is very accurate, you must have very big lips.
That means you have a very lucky husband.

No silly quantum elbowology is tosh, arsology is the only way forward.

Sorry smartass I'm not fluent in gibberish could you translate that for me?
Here's a little link to explain arsology.
http://www.dcscience.net/?p=3841

I am a highly trained arsologist, technically known as Phat Arses, and resent you pooh poohing my skills.

Yes I'm sure you will get an effect. Just be careful that you are not using any other quantum healing methods at the same time - you don't want to disappear into a black hole.

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EDIT: @skybird, good answer, I think you're begining to get the hang of this alternative medicine caper.

reminds me of the kid whose eyes kept twitching to the right side. the medical solution? they strapped the poor kid on a turntable and spun him in the opposite direction. there's no quackery like the original. insist on the real thing next time you get sick.

Incestually, yes.

It didn't cure Dave though. Look at his face.

AngryDoc is still black, ect.

It sure can!

And if you have a desperate relative dying of some horribly incurable disease, we can take advantge... er "cure" them too!

Yes, imaginary illnesses will surely disappear with imaginary cures.

More money than sense eh? Step into my office. I'm a certified QE practitioner.