Im getting bullied by garden gnomes...?!
Question: Im getting bullied by garden gnomes...?
So my end question is, is do you have a solution to stopping this onslaught or is there some kind of thing like ant powder, but for making gnomes behave and becoming mature?
Thanks.
And who the hell is going to writea 5000 character question...
Answers:
Call Chuck Norris.
omg, this happened to my uncle who was a fish. well, first you have to gain confidence to stand up to these bullies, i mean, look down on them for once, i mean, gnomes are real ugly and you can just insult the ring leader Albert in anyway, say his hat is too pointy or his nose is too big. maybe like start chipping off parts of his body until he agrees to stop victimising you.. dig him under the ground until he raises the white flag....
Somebody who wants to rant all night about their fictional character gnome friends that are trying to kill them could possibly go 5000 characters. But i would suggest with going with the anti-gnome cream certain retailers sell, its only $39.69 and a whole tube last for at least 3 months. Your welcome brother.
put a cardboard box over each gnome in the yard and cover it with wither dog or cow muffins.
It knocks them out cold, then in the morning use a snow shovel and flip them in the gutter for the trash service to handle.
Just grab a golf club and whack the bastards.
experience
Yeah I agree with conor the cream works best. It sure did put my gnomes in place
Gnome killing experience
Such hallucinations or delusions could be a symptom of schizophrenia.
Haha...are your serious?
just stop eating those mushrooms. they'll disappear.
dude you watch too much south park