What do you call alternative medicine that has been thoroughly tested and proven!


Question: What do you call alternative medicine that has been thoroughly tested and proven to work?
Old joke I know...but I like it :P

Answers:

Homeopathy

ONLY KIDDING I love a good joke too, and homeopathy is a great joke (or a cynical scam)



What do you call mainstream medicine that has been called scientific but is in fact just applied statistics?
(unless you are yourself a self-proclaimed and overpaid 'scientist')

WOEHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

EDIT :
New joke, but I like it even more... :°°°°°°°°°°°°)))))))PPPPP
and it's even just simple truth

WOEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Really?
Q. What do you call medical science?

A. An oxymoron.


Q. Whats the difference between a Doctor and God?

A. God knows he's not a Doctor.

Remember the proof of the pudding is in the eating.



Medicine :)



Any Big Pharma medicine.

We have manufactured a MIRACLE designed to help you and cure you with...fill blank.

Note..very small letters...This product is not suitable for women, men, children , of any age, any background. if you suffer from any ailment like diabetes, crankiness, the need to sleep, lack of concentration, too much concentration, OK concentration, if you walk or even run, if you do not walk nor run, if you have problems with your vision and if you do not, if you have any heart disease or even unsuspected heart disease, mood swings like having been fired from your job, or found a winning lottery ticket, if you have any family member who has ever had a cold since the Great Plague, if you think too much, or not enough, if you find yourself laughing at strange things for no reason, if you suffer any ailment called curiosity, etc etc etc etc etc.....................................… you are human : this product is not adviseable for you.




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