My friend is going to kill itsef by jumping off the roof?!
Question: How do I coax them down?
Answers: How do I coax them down?
Let the professionals handle it. What a bizarre life you have.
With a banana!
call the cops!
With your dummy.
What are you doing on the computer you fool! Call the cops
easy....just keep shouting JUMP JUMP and that should coax him/her down.....just don't stand underneath them..it's dangerous
What do you mean by "coax them down"? That's what he's going to do anyway?
Don't bother. Some people are never happy.
Van Halen's song JUMP would be good about now...
tell him to make sure he dosent land on anyones head or he will get jail time on top.
Just call 911 and get the police there so they can get him help. Try to get him to talk about what's important to him, family, that sort of thing....keep him talking about anything until the cops get there!!!
is your friend a pet?
Oh my god....What happened?
Call me! ehm... I mean, call the cops!!
call the cops. you should not even be here if it really was happening.
well,, what sorta of roof is he threatening to jump off of. if it's a dog house roof,, big flippin deal. I've jumped off a 1 story house roof before and was fine,,,, once again,, no big deal.
Be calm!! don't make them flinch and fall off. Then tell him/her you're going inside,but will be right back.... call for help!!! Then go to where they are and keep them calm and wait.........
through the medium of african tribal dance
First get him to sign a life insurance policy over to you, as you need the money after he dies. Then ask him to wait 30 days until the policy comes into effect.
So you had a time to have some advise huh? Well tell him it's not the solution to his problems and tell he will go to hell if he ever suicide. Suicide is a sin.
Itself? Him or herself you mean? Or is your 'friend' not human?
Sorry but what are you doing on answers while your 'friend' is teetering on the edge of a roof?
Phone the police.....
Call 911. They'll send somebody trained in this. Maybe they can help get it down.
point a rifle at him .
Just be there as a friend to him, talk to him ask him what is up.
mate i wouldnt bother hes only after attention! but maybe a tin of sardines might work