I've tried to enroll into the looney bin, but they won't take me...?!
Question: I want to live at a mental health facility because its free and I'm lazy and I don't want to work. Soooo....I need some ideas to make people think im insane. Anyone have any ideas??? (besides "get a job")
Answers: I want to live at a mental health facility because its free and I'm lazy and I don't want to work. Soooo....I need some ideas to make people think im insane. Anyone have any ideas??? (besides "get a job")
walk into the office,then suddenly drop to the floor and cower,shoutingLEAVE ME ALONE I DONT WANT TO GIVE YOU PUDDING! I DONT HAVE ANY OK.then eat some pudding!
p.s if you tell them you only want to get in cause its free and your to lazy they wont let you in!
walk in with your pants round your ankles,look down and say"wow!i never noticed that before!so now i definately know,i am a girl!"
run round the streets yelling CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE!!!!WHY ARE YOU DENIYING ME CHEESE,WHY WHY!!!!!!
That idea in itself should make you eligible for being insane.
tell them you are Jesus Christ.....but you see you can't just stay at a mental hospital see where do you think 50% of the homeless people in Amercia come from......
this message board is for serious questions if your bored go read a book or something
sit in the corner and talk to your self then start going around the room looking for something frantically and when people ask what you are looking for say you wouldn't understand then keep looking
from reading your question, I have come to the conclusion that it is only a matter of time before they come and really lock you up for good!!!
Do you think the "looney bin" is free? Try a few thousand dollars per day!
And you won't like it! You would have to work harder than you have ever even considered working, just to get out on a day visit!
go out in a snow storm. Take off all your clothes and ask the first cop that approaches you where the beach is>
Well I, have to admit your original.... Crazy no original maybe.
Try getting an education in mental health, then if you want to
make the puzzle palace your home, you can probably do that
on a temporary basis.AT 40 to 60 hours a week... Probably
won't be pleased see what you find. It's takes a very special
person to deal with our walking wounded.. They can be detached one moment and have there hands wrapped around your throat the next. That go's for staff as well as those be care for.
Look life can be difficult and damn sure not attractive at times
however hiding in a facility for the mentaly and criminally insane, is not a place to aspire to hide out in,,
Good luck
its not free its several thousand dollars per day so get off your butt and make something of yourself going insane is no pinic
Call a crises line and tell them you are suicidal and they will put you in a psych ward and section you under the mental health act and then after a few weeks of hospital care you will come to realise that having freedom and choices far exceeds living full time in a mental health facility.
And if you just love it so much you don't want to leave then I would suggest a career as a mental health nurse? That way you get the best of both worlds. You use your skills to help others and you still get to spend your days inside an institution surrounded by the mentally ill.
You think it's funny to laugh at mentally ill people?
Grow up and get a life.
You're pathetic, dont you have anything better to do than pretend that you have problems. Being lazy is no psychiatric problem, and being admitted will only leave you with a huge bill to pay at the end!
Get over yourself, get a job and perhaps try doing something other than being lazy!