I have a rather weird addiction, can I get help?!


Question: I have this amazing addiction to spinach. I can't live a half hour without a leaf of spinach. Has anyone come across this problem with vegetables, not necessarily spinach. I guess I can see carrots and mayyyybe squash. Plus the addiction has accumulated additional requirements. Like now I need spinach annnnnd mayo every half hour or so. So now sometimes if I have the mayo and no spinach I can just spoon the mayo and it will cure me. And now since I always have mayo on my hands everything I touch greasy. Like right now my hands are slipping off the keyboard. I has taken me 3 hours to type this question. My chin is swollen and my eyes are tearing from the screen. Did I mention im very short. Please help!


Answers: I have this amazing addiction to spinach. I can't live a half hour without a leaf of spinach. Has anyone come across this problem with vegetables, not necessarily spinach. I guess I can see carrots and mayyyybe squash. Plus the addiction has accumulated additional requirements. Like now I need spinach annnnnd mayo every half hour or so. So now sometimes if I have the mayo and no spinach I can just spoon the mayo and it will cure me. And now since I always have mayo on my hands everything I touch greasy. Like right now my hands are slipping off the keyboard. I has taken me 3 hours to type this question. My chin is swollen and my eyes are tearing from the screen. Did I mention im very short. Please help!

This question went from being somewhat normal to completely strange... if you are truley addicted to spinich seek help...

Its healthy, but wash your hands please...

I think you need vitamins your body is trying to tell you something

just stop eating the spinach cold turkey
get some chocolate

I have no idea whats wrong with you but it sounds like you have some issues and as for the short thing a lot of people are short so don't worry about that.

duude. wtf? I think your making
this up. No body would sit there for
three hours, when they could go eat
their yummy spinach. NOT. I think that
this is a bit of a lie hunny.

try medication. something that tastes bitter. or when you feel like eating mayo, suck the juice out of a lemon. get addicted to something healthy, not mayo.

I don't get what being short has to do with it, but if you really are eating spinach that much, seek help, or maybe it's a Popeye thing?

What?

iknow someone addicted to cucumbers

i myself cant live without dill pickles. i crave pickle juice alllll the time





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