What's the difference between madness and eccentricity?!
Question: *****20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity ******
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don 't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Answers: *****20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity ******
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don 't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
About a million quid.
The only difference is other people's perceptions
a man of madness may chop at you while a man of eccentricity will only stare at you and then walk away.
madness is disorder of the brain,eccentrictricity is a disorder of the personalty.
Only Rich People Can Be Eccentric!
If you're eccentric you know about it.
i wud say the 2 go hand in hand and its great fun lol
NoO diference!
See Tim Burton
Danny Elfman
Jhonny Depp
Mad&eccentric genious mindz!
"Madness" is a mental abnormality,eccentricity is a normal personality characteristics excess of which can cause personality disturbances to self and others.
none they are both the same
Eccentric the English are often just that an odd ball way of thinking harmless irritating wonderful sometimes all at once and sometimes in isolation. An eccentric keeps the rest of us sane. Long may they live in their correct political incorrectness.
Mad is dangerous to themselves and everyone around them without and needs to be protected from themselves as much as we need to be protected from them
They are closely related. It is said of psychotic conditions like schizophrenia and manic-depressive illness (well OK the latter need not necessarily be psychotic) that you have a higher chance of developing them if you have people in your bloodline with them or who were very eccentric.
But I'd say that the difference is that people touched by madness may act bizarrely and become detached from reality, which eccentrics may act bizarrely but are generally iun touch with reality (i.e. sane).
its a thin line
Not that much. You'll know if you're eccentric though. If you question your sanity, chances are you're not mad.
Im confused what does electricity have to do with being mad ?
LOL Chris ECT Electro Convulsive Treatment, that's when electricity and Madness merge