10 Point if you can figure out what this says?!


Question: QUOTE(Scott Riemer @ Nov 17 2007, 10:47 AM)
16 So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'
17 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR!" - John 3:16-17 (Lolcats Testament)


Answers: QUOTE(Scott Riemer @ Nov 17 2007, 10:47 AM)
16 So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'
17 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR!" - John 3:16-17 (Lolcats Testament)

16 So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'
17 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR!"

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TRANSLATION:

So like the ceiling cat likes the people a lot and he says "oh hi i give you my only son if you belive in him you won't ever die no more okay?
because the cieling cat not send his son to take all your cookies, but so you could make more cookies FOREVER!


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10 points please lol! XDD

I'll give you 15 points to take your silly question and go home

It says, "Get a life and stop playing around on this site"

Well, it says ( in english ) 17 2007, 10:47 AM)
16 So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'
17 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR!" - John 3:16-17 (Lolcats Testament).................................

go take a chill pill.

For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, and whosoever beliveth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.

I see why this is in Mental Health.

Ceiling cat is God and his son is Jesus. Cookies is suppose to represent sins.

so like the ceiling cat likes the people a lot and he says "oh hey! i'll give you my only son and if you believe in him you won't die, okay?"

it says.....

give me all your cookie's and cats because he dies at 17 cats

lol.

go shave your back.

16 So like the ceiling cat likes the people lots and he says "oh hail I give you my only son and if you believe in him you won't ever die no more ok?"

17 because the ceiling cat not send his son to take all your cookies, but so you could make more cookies for ever

I am so confused.

16 so like the ceiling cat likes the people alots and he says oh hi i gives you my only son and if you believe in him you wont ever die no more k?
17 cause the ceiling cat not send his son two all take your cookies but so you could make more cookies for ever

so like the ceilling cat likes the people a lot and he says...... bla bla bla bla bla

obviously written by an Ebonics major....

so like the ceiling cat likes the people lots and he says, "Oh hi, i'll give you my only son and if you believe in him, you won't ever die anymore, ok?"

Because the Ceiling car didn't send his son to take all your cookies, but so you could make more cookies forever

I asked Jesus, and he said "Tell that guy to go #%^! himself".
In answer to your second ? Ceiling cat is God.

So like the ceiling cat likes the people lots and he says oh hey i give you my only son and if you believe him you wont ever die no more okay?

cause the ceiling cat not send his son to take all your cookies but so you could make more cookies forever

These are related to religious stuff and the bible, the ceiling is God, and his son is Jesus, and you should follow Jesus to live forever and people should reproduce

For God so loved the world he sent his only begotten son & who ever shall believe in Him will not perish but will have everlasting life.

JM

I understood it.

16 So the Ceiling Cat likes the people a lot and he says 'Oh hi, I give you my only son and if you believe in him u won't ever die any more, ok?'
17 Because the Ceiling Cat did not tell his son to take all your cookies, but so you could make more cookies forever!" - John 3:16-17 (Lolcats Testament)

Translation" So like, the Ceiling Cat licks the people lots and he says "Oh aye, I gives you my only son and ifs you believes in him you won't ever die no more, kay?"

Because the Ceiling Cat not send his son to take all your cookies, but so you could make more cookies forever." End Translation

Where's muh ten points?

So like the Ceiling Cat likes the people a lot and he says "Oh, hi, I'll give you my only son, and if you believe in him you'll be immortal
Since the Ceiling Cat didn't send his son to take all your cookies, but so he could make more cookies forever.

Loosely translated

LOL what is this??

So like the Ceiling Cat likes the people a lot and he says "Oh hey, I will give you my only son and if you believe in him you will never die, okay?"

Because the Ceiling Cat sent his son to take all of your cookies but so you could make more cookies forever. - John 3:16-17 (Lolcats Testament)

(Scott Riemer @ Nov 17 2007, 10:47 AM)

16 So like the Ceiling Cat likes the people, and so he says 'Oh hi! I will give u my only son and ifs you believe in him you won't ever die, okay?'

17 Because the Ceiling Cat didn't send his son 2 take all your cookies, but so u cud make more cookies forever!" - John 3:16-17 (Lolcats Testament)

So like the Ceiling Cat likes the people alot and he says: Okay, I give my only son and if you believe in him, you won't ever die, Okay?
Because the ceiling cat did not send his son to take all your cookies, but so you could make more cookies forever

k here goes:

So like the celing cat likes the people lots and he says, "Oh hail I give you my only son and if you believe in him you wont ever die no more, k."

THe Celing cat not send his son to take all your cookies but so you could make more cookies for ever.

That's wrong.

THe real version of John 3:16 is "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Begotton Son, that whoever may believe in Him shall not perish but have eternal life." It's about God sending Jesus to take away our sins and you're making it all about cookies and cats on the celing.
BTW GO LONG JOHN

Puuuhleeeze! Are you kidding?

16 "So like the ceiling cat likes the people alot and he says "oh hi, i gave you my only son and if you believe in him you wont ever die no more, ok?"

17 " Because the Ceiling Cat didn't send his son to take all your cookies, but so you could make more cookies FOREVER"

IT SAYS "HELP"!! I'M IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL AND CAN YOU HELP ME BREAK OUT AT 3:16 AM ON THE 17TH?





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