Death by office supply?!
Question: Help me, I'm at work and I'm bored! Just one of those days....nothing to do, nobody here, etc. I'm contemplating suicide because, barring death, I can't leave early. And I'm not sure I'll make it another 4 hours! I don't have shoelaces so I can't hang myself easily, and I've tried stabbing myself with a highlighter (not very effective). What is the best way to kill yourself via office supply?
(Ok, I'm obviously kidding. Though I did finish my work hours ago, and that pretty much leaves me with yahoo answers. :)
Answers: Help me, I'm at work and I'm bored! Just one of those days....nothing to do, nobody here, etc. I'm contemplating suicide because, barring death, I can't leave early. And I'm not sure I'll make it another 4 hours! I don't have shoelaces so I can't hang myself easily, and I've tried stabbing myself with a highlighter (not very effective). What is the best way to kill yourself via office supply?
(Ok, I'm obviously kidding. Though I did finish my work hours ago, and that pretty much leaves me with yahoo answers. :)
i'm there with you. i surf the internet for at least 4 hours a day and get paid for it. i've told my 3 bosses a number of times that i have no work, but they continue to do nothing about it.
so i've started slowly killing myself too! i make sure to drink the office coffee every day, i think it contains a mild poison. i tan under the fluorescent lights, and my skin cancer is coming along nicely. i tried choking myself with a paper clip chain, but i only puked. there are always scissors, but with my luck i would just bleed all over the place and have to replace the carpet on my dime. oh wait! i don't make many dimes, so if i had to replace carpet i wouldn't be able to afford food. that would kill me!
U could sniff the highlighter pans and get high haha. That might pass a few hours. Other than that U could waste hours answering weird and wonderful questions on here. Or masturbation would pass a few minutes. Bored.com is a good site or youtube is always a good one
get a gameboy or ds
Perhaps you do not have to resort to death by office supply.
You could injure yourself enough so that you could go to the ER and then take some time off from work to recover, (Vacation).
You could accidentally wipe your eye with White-Out.
How about tripping on those boxes that are always in the way?
The paper cutter could really do a number on you.
If you not careful, your fingers could get caught in the postage machine or they could even get slammed in your file draw while you are closing it. There are sooooo many accidents that are just waiting to happen. Best Wishes