Will you read me a bedtime story???!
Question: My ambien is starting to kick in, I'm going to go lay down. What story would you like to read to me.
Answers: My ambien is starting to kick in, I'm going to go lay down. What story would you like to read to me.
Once upon a time there was a prince named Joe S who lived in a beautiful castle on the hills of Erzebet. He played a beautiful flute that attracted the fairest maidens from all over the world...
*hands you cookies and milk*
the maidens would come to his palace and ask for his hand in marriage, but Joe S wanted the most beautiful maiden who's skin was as smooth as silk and who's hair was made of flaxen.
*eat's Joe's cookies*
One day a peasant woman named Ophelia came to his palace; she had raven hair, emerald eyes that were two bright disks of mystery. Joe S. thought she was the most beautiful temptress he had ever laid his eyes on...until he saw the large pus filled bunion bursting from her hairy left foot. He slammed the door in her face.
once upon a time..
there was a man who got fat from
eating to many cookies
and he drank chocolate milk
instead of skim.
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What about "Zach's Lie". My favorite book. Read it, it's worth your time. Oh, and I'm 13, female, so I don't know how you'd like it.
once upon a time.... there was a guy. the end!
Read one on the internet to yourself.
Ha. Ambien used to give me the craziest hallucinations, and I did some f-cking hilarious stuff sleep-walking.
Turn on Creed's "Weathered" cd and put in on auto replay, and you may find yourself dancing tribally within the hour, unaware of your impaired state.
Try to carry on a conversation with a cell phone (disconnected, with no one on the other end) and reach ultimate entertainment... the keypads will start to interrupt and you will then be having 15 conversations all at once, and you'll be right on top of it.
Keep one light on in your room, and see what strange things appear as you get sleepier. It truly is far better than any lame bedtime story.
Ambien will get you to sleep in the most exciting, expedient fashion possible! :)
Wow. No. Are you also one of those creepy guys who like to wear diapers and call their girlfriends "Mommy"? Please excuse yourself and be a weirdo by yourself, thanks doll.
You better check with your DR, your meds need adjusted.
There was a bored sick kid named Joe. He took some ambien, too much of it. He went into a coma, and his body atrophied. A nurse gave him the wrong medication, which caused a high fever, and a embolism in his brain. When he came out of the coma, he was 70 years old, and blind. the end
Far Far away where no one dared to go, there was a little house with a boy named Joe, he did,nt live there very long because they came & took him away.. lol
One of my favorites is "Where the Wild Things Are," by Maurice Sendak. I especially like the pictures.
A guy walks into a bar. OUCH!!!
The End
hmm. all I have is Penthouse Forum.