Sometiems at night my mom farts on me?!


Question: how do i stop it shes eats too many borritots


Answers: how do i stop it shes eats too many borritots

Ummmm....sleep on the couch.
And tell her that you don't like her sleeping in your bed and to go fart on her bed.

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dude thats just nasty baby nasty...

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!...

Find a cork and....

dont sleep with her!

Tell her. Good luck :)

Stop sleeping with your mom and get your own bed if you don't like it.

why are you still sleeping with your mom. get back in your own bed.

Have her eat some maggioles before bedtime, if that doesn't work have her try zippidoodles.

ok? i feel bad 4 u.

she farts on you?
like she walks into your room in the middle of the night and just farts in your face?

OMFG THATS HILARIOUS!!!

xD

um yh

im walkin/clicking away from this question very quickley but carefully
if this is serious WHOA call childline?

Buy a face mask and wear it to bed.
Go to a joke store, buy some stink bombs, then when you mom is asleep, let one off in her room....she'll get the idea.

Eat a couple of burritos and a couple of boiled eggs and fire back.

stay away from her and hide the ....(borritots)?? lol

There is probably nothing you can do if your mom is sleepwalking and farting on you.I would recommend sleeping in a raincoat because sooner or later she is going to let go with a wet one!

Tell her to stop. If that doesn't happen, grab a shotgun, sneak up on her at night, and...

tell her hahah

Go get some Bean-O and crush it up in her burritos! Either that or just stop sleeping with your mother, weirdo!

lol thats funny.

fart on her.

- Is she doing this on purpose?
- Is she joking around?
- Does she come in your room and fart on you?
- Does she actually fart ON you?
- Are you sleeping in her bed?
- Is she sleep walking?

Either you or your mother should sleep on the couch.
Other people's farts always smell worse than our own.

ahhahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

get her to exercise more. also, there is always bean-o (really does work!)

beano





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