So like what should I do?!
Question: Today at the coffe shop, this old lady approached me and awkwardly stared me for like 3 minutes straight. After glaring for 3 minutes straight, she asked me with a smoker's voice: "dude, do you wear the pants in all your relationships?"
And I was like "uhhh..." because I didn't know what to say. Then she whipped out a can of whipped cream in her grocery bag (she was holding one) and sprayed me with whipped cream saying "here SPEEERRRRM!!"
I just stood there and cried. I am a 39 year old man. What should I do? Why does everyone pick on me like this? why is my life so terrible? That old lady, as she was leaving the shop screamed "you gayyylooordd!" I aint even gay, man. What should I do?
Answers: Today at the coffe shop, this old lady approached me and awkwardly stared me for like 3 minutes straight. After glaring for 3 minutes straight, she asked me with a smoker's voice: "dude, do you wear the pants in all your relationships?"
And I was like "uhhh..." because I didn't know what to say. Then she whipped out a can of whipped cream in her grocery bag (she was holding one) and sprayed me with whipped cream saying "here SPEEERRRRM!!"
I just stood there and cried. I am a 39 year old man. What should I do? Why does everyone pick on me like this? why is my life so terrible? That old lady, as she was leaving the shop screamed "you gayyylooordd!" I aint even gay, man. What should I do?
first stop disrespecting women i saw one of your comment that said "shoot you with a spurm gun"
mabey you are gay
Quit being a wuss. Why would you let someone else do that? Get some self-respect and others willl respect you.
I don't know.. never heard of that before. But you might want to say "like" less :)
Hunt her down and teepee her house or egg it :]
think of better stories to write
aww... that is funny but still maybe she was high?
wow if your 39 how old was the lady? and by your name and avatar you look like you might be gay.
That type of behavior could be considered assault (it is most certainty harassment) and you could call the police if something like that happens again.
Your comment "why does everyone pick on me like this" is a bit more revealing though. If I guess right, you don't like yourself too much, and sometimes when a person has low self-esteem, it creates behavior others find offensive. In any case, feeling like everyone picks on you isn't healthy. I'd see if you can find the book "changes that heal" by Dr Henry Cloud. There's some great stuff in there. If you need something more, call your local United Way and ask for mental health services. Talking to a professional could help you improve your sense of worth.
Do not hang out in such weird places. Leave if you think things are getting weird. If this really happened, it was an assault and its needs reporting to the police (not to mention, the shop owner. She needs to be kicked out.)
:( thats sad and rude. if those shorts were over 4 inches over your knees, then you should get ride of them. try to show as least amount of skin as posible (other than arms, but no armPITS). Some people are just mean.
lol, thats funny, but seriously, dont be such a pansy
i dunno charlie brown. stop whining and be thankful you don't live in darfur or something