Lawn gnomes....fetish?!


Question: I recently found out I had a fetish with Lawn Gnomes. Every time my wife and I make love, I feel more comfortable if my new gnome (his name is Rusty) sits on the night stand and watches. Its gotten so bad that I occasionally give him a bowl of popcorn during the show. My wife is concerned about my stability, but I just cant help it. What should I do?


Answers: I recently found out I had a fetish with Lawn Gnomes. Every time my wife and I make love, I feel more comfortable if my new gnome (his name is Rusty) sits on the night stand and watches. Its gotten so bad that I occasionally give him a bowl of popcorn during the show. My wife is concerned about my stability, but I just cant help it. What should I do?

As long as your gnome is only an observer and not a participant you are just fine. When the gnome gets involved with the actual act you know things have gone to far. Next thing you know your wife has run off with the gnome and where does that leave you.......wifeless and gnomeless.

Gradually move the lawn gnome farther away from you each time you and your wife have sex. He will still be in the room, but just small adjustments to how far away. Also try limiting his popcorn intake, you dont want your lawn gnome getting heart problems caused by to much sodium in the popcorn.

see what happens if you let rusty join in. or you sit back and watch while your wife and rusty have fun.

Well I think you are very unfair with Rusty, he need more than popcorn, a Budlight could be great (40oz nice size) you can put near to Rusty a box of condoms, king size of course every body knows the monstrous dimensions of gnomes and you have to be prepare for everything.
I had a friend with the same problem like you and at the end hes gnome participate in the game, you need to know they love anal and it's very possible this little guy give you from behind. Just relax and be happy.





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