I'm feeling down today. Tell me something that will cheer me up?!
Question: I'm feeling down today!. Tell me something that will cheer me up!?
Something funny, something insightful, anything at all!. I'm having one of those days where I wish I never got out of bed this morning!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
Maybe the fact that you have your health and that ur not disabled and that u werent involved in the cyclone in maynaar or the earthquaqe in china ,
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink!.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive!.
"How do you know this, Sister!?"
"My Mother Superior told me so!."
"But have you ever had a drink yourself!? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right!?"
"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"
"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking!?!"
"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know!."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar!.
"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup!?"
"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it!?"Www@Answer-Health@Com
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink!.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive!.
"How do you know this, Sister!?"
"My Mother Superior told me so!."
"But have you ever had a drink yourself!? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right!?"
"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"
"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking!?!"
"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know!."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar!.
"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup!?"
"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it!?"Www@Answer-Health@Com
Today is a beautiful day!. Children are being born, someone is being healed, stars are shining on the other side of the world, someone beat cancer, someone found out she's having a baby, chocolate tastes so good (melted on your partner), a kid learned to ride his bike, a prayer is being said for you, God made you, you are BLESSED!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
I can't tell you because you have already made up your mind that you are depressed!. I do the same and hardly anything will pull me out of it!. However, I can tell you this!. I love to listen to funny songs and sometimes that will pull me out of it for a bit!.!. Here is one: http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=nCImrmR63!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Its going to be a 3 day weekend!. Since we will all have off for Memorial Day!!! Thats what is getting me through this week! Cheer Up!! Atleast you arent the dude that chopped his finger off lastnight on Hells Kitchen! Make some good homemade food!. That always makes me happy!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
LOLcats always cheer me up: http://icanhascheezburger!.com/ Also, do a search on YouTube for Muppets!. As long as you stay away from the Jim Henson tribute, you can't be unhappy while watching Muppets skits!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
If you have time pick your favorite movie (not a boo hoo movie) Pick one that is funny ( I like Juno) but treat yourself and love yourselfWww@Answer-Health@Com
It is a three day weekend! Indiana Jones or Speed Racer! Come on, this is a no brainer!Www@Answer-Health@Com
You have people that love you!Www@Answer-Health@Com
i can say im in a way worse state than u r!Www@Answer-Health@Com