I'm sad, and i would love someone to say something random, funny, helpfull, !


Question: I'm sad, and i would love someone to say something random, funny, helpfull, or comforting!.!?
Yes, I am sad and bored, and I would love to hear from someone other than the imaginary friends i make up in my head!. I will be looking for the funniest, most random, most helpfull, or most comforting coment as best answer!. hope to hear from you!Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
search a topic you want to talk about on the internet, and join a chatroom talking about it
or you could watch these videos,
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=2EgQo9XBY!.!.!.
http://www!.videoclipsdump!.com/media/933/!.!.!.
or you could talk to your family, your mom or someone who live (s,d) with you
remember, every day, at least 2 people are thinking of you,
i am, an im a complete stranger!
hope you feel better:)Www@Answer-Health@Com

Be careful when approaching someone living on the streets!. Not all welcome strangers approaching them!.
Asking others about their personal problems, might entice them!. If they look as if they prefer to be alone, then do not approach them!.
Offer a smile of understanding, to those who seem to be left alone!. A smile will help them know that you care!. If they don't want your help at the moment, don't give it to them!. They might get mad, on top of upset!
Some people have personal space issues, so if it's a person you don't know that well, ask before you hug them!
NEVER force someone to tell you what is wrong, or get upset with them for not telling you!. When they're ready to tell you, they will!. You need to understand that they may need some privacy, and respect them enough to let them have it!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Love yourself!.

How!?, you know how!. It is natural in us humans!.

Follow your heart and don't allow your mind to control you!.
You should always be in control!.

Construct positive thoughts in your mind, so that you can attract positive things into your life!.

Think, Understand, Learn, Choose and then Decide!.

But, be careful with your thoughts so these can become actions, be careful with your actions so these can become habits, be careful with your habits so they can become your lifestyle!.

Think positive!. Choose LIFE!Www@Answer-Health@Com

okay, there's this guy, he picks up this girl at a bar
they go back to his place to get better aquainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
he starts removing socks and shoes first
She says, "Oh my god, what happened to your toes!.!.!.
he says"when I was a kid, I had tolio"
she says!.!.!.ok!.!.!.!.!.!.
then he pulls his pants down to his ankles
She says "oh my god, what happened to your knees"
he says, "well, when I was a kid i had the kneesles"
She says "ok!.!.!.!.!.!.!?"
Then he takes off his underwear!.!.!.!.
She says "okay, okay!.!.!.!.!.wait just a minute, wait just a minute!.!.!.!.
Let me guess!.!.!.!.!.!.You had smalllcox as a kid, right!? HA!!!!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

ok random but true

sometimes i like to pretend i am a cat having a mad half hour

and other times i like to pretend that monsters are chasing me

or that i'm in a intergalactic war with robots

i asked my husband if he ever pretended to do any of these things and i think i might be single soonWww@Answer-Health@Com

A lady walks into a bar, carrying a pig under her arm!.
The bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get the pig!?"
The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!."



I also once saw a question here on Yahoo Answers that said something like "How can I get my pet pig to wear underwear in the house!?"

I think the best answer said "show him by example"Www@Answer-Health@Com

Two priests were standing at the urinal!. One priest looks down at the other's penis and notices a nicoderm patch on it!. He says to the priest," excuse be but i believe you're supposed to put those patches on your arm or shoulder"!. The other priest looks at him an replies, " well, it's working fine where it is!. I'm down to 2 butts a day"!. ha ha haWww@Answer-Health@Com

I read on here one day that this guy tried to stick a gummy worm with a nail in the middle of it, up his penis!.!.!.!.!.!.and it got stuck!.!.!.!.imagine having to go the the ER for that!.!.!.!.!.!.LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com

Have you ever wondered what chairs would look like if our legs bent the other way!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

i just became aware that it is not normal to poop your pants!.!.!.!.i thought everyone did it once in a while!.!.hahahah!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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