The burglars have been in my house....?!
Question: The burglars have been in my house!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.!. this morning, and until I was sleeping they wake me up and tie my hands and feets together, and gag me with duct tape!.!.!.!.
I am so shooked, have you ever had a bad esperience like this!?!? Thanks!Www@Answer-Health@Com
I am so shooked, have you ever had a bad esperience like this!?!? Thanks!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
Let me tell you a little story that I think will help (which is worse),
One night a HUGE 6'10, 315 lbs, muscular hairy tattoo'd escaped convict was stalking a neighborhood looking for a house to break into, he needed food and water, a change of clothes, and a escape car!. He comes across one house where there lives a family of three, a small, short, skinny and RICH middle-aged man, his drop dead sexy well-endowded beautiful blonde wife in her early 20's, and the couple's 6 year old son!. He bursts fearlessly right in the front door waving a large butcher knife screaming at everyone in the house to get down on the floor with their hands behind their heads or he will slaughter them!. The family had been watching news reports of this escaped convict, and knew he was extremely dangerous and not to be messed with, so they decided not to try and be hero's and just comply with whatever he said and give him whatever he wanted so he would leave!. He drags each person into the master bedroom and ties their hands behind their backs with lamp cords, then starts barking his demands at the scared family who were all already on the verge of pissing themselves!. "First," he says, "I want money!. Cash, all you got!. Secondly, I want water and food so I'll just feel free to help myself to your kitchen, thirdly I want a change of clothes, and also the keys to your nicest most expensive car!." The man goes to his dresser where he retrieves the cash, clothes, and car keys!. The criminal laughs and runs to the kitchen and quicky rushes back with a bottle of cold beer and muching on some chips!. The criminal now becomes almost mezmerized at the man's wife, and starts very obviously checking her out!. "Hmmm!.!.!.," starts the criminal, "!.!.!. there is just one last thing I want before I leave!." Then he goes to the woman, whispers something in her ear that only she can hear, and he then runs off to the bathroom!. The woman looks pale as a ghost and her husband being a logical guy puts 2 and 2 together and realizes what is about to happen very soon!. The man scoots over to his wife and whispers to her, "Listen honey, this man has been in prison for many many many years without any female companionship, I know he is going to rape you soon, so your just going to have to be strong and take it, and come out a survivor!. I love you!." The woman is still pale, but looks slightly confused as she whispers back into her husbands ear, "No!.!.!. honey!.!.!. he actually just told me he has spent many years in prison, is prison gay, thought you were cute, and wanted to know where the vasaline was!. Be strong honey, I love you too!"Www@Answer-Health@Com
One night a HUGE 6'10, 315 lbs, muscular hairy tattoo'd escaped convict was stalking a neighborhood looking for a house to break into, he needed food and water, a change of clothes, and a escape car!. He comes across one house where there lives a family of three, a small, short, skinny and RICH middle-aged man, his drop dead sexy well-endowded beautiful blonde wife in her early 20's, and the couple's 6 year old son!. He bursts fearlessly right in the front door waving a large butcher knife screaming at everyone in the house to get down on the floor with their hands behind their heads or he will slaughter them!. The family had been watching news reports of this escaped convict, and knew he was extremely dangerous and not to be messed with, so they decided not to try and be hero's and just comply with whatever he said and give him whatever he wanted so he would leave!. He drags each person into the master bedroom and ties their hands behind their backs with lamp cords, then starts barking his demands at the scared family who were all already on the verge of pissing themselves!. "First," he says, "I want money!. Cash, all you got!. Secondly, I want water and food so I'll just feel free to help myself to your kitchen, thirdly I want a change of clothes, and also the keys to your nicest most expensive car!." The man goes to his dresser where he retrieves the cash, clothes, and car keys!. The criminal laughs and runs to the kitchen and quicky rushes back with a bottle of cold beer and muching on some chips!. The criminal now becomes almost mezmerized at the man's wife, and starts very obviously checking her out!. "Hmmm!.!.!.," starts the criminal, "!.!.!. there is just one last thing I want before I leave!." Then he goes to the woman, whispers something in her ear that only she can hear, and he then runs off to the bathroom!. The woman looks pale as a ghost and her husband being a logical guy puts 2 and 2 together and realizes what is about to happen very soon!. The man scoots over to his wife and whispers to her, "Listen honey, this man has been in prison for many many many years without any female companionship, I know he is going to rape you soon, so your just going to have to be strong and take it, and come out a survivor!. I love you!." The woman is still pale, but looks slightly confused as she whispers back into her husbands ear, "No!.!.!. honey!.!.!. he actually just told me he has spent many years in prison, is prison gay, thought you were cute, and wanted to know where the vasaline was!. Be strong honey, I love you too!"Www@Answer-Health@Com
Yes, this kind of thing happens to me all the time!. It's a good time!. I enjoy it and look forward to it every morning!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Right!.!.!.!.!.that just happened this morning and now you're on yahoo answers to talk about it!?!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
and u lived!?Www@Answer-Health@Com