My sister's hampster died and i burried it butt Richard Gere style! HELP?!
Question: My sister's hampster died and i burried it butt Richard Gere style! HELP!?
So the job was given to me to burry my lil sis' dead hampster and I did but not in the ground!. i burried it in my butt!. i thought i could get it out after but it is stuck now and i havent pooped for three days!. i looked on line for a solution but i only found stories about richard gere doing the same thing as me!. what should i do, it's like something crawled up my butt and died!? help help HELP!!!!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
This is wonderful!
You should stick a python in there so it can eat the thing and some of the blockage!. Go to the pet store now! Don't go to the doctor, he has probably already eaten and wont be interested unless it's around lunch time!. But there are hungry snakes out there that would love a tasty meal!. Do everything in front of your sister and explain everything!.
Good luck!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
You should stick a python in there so it can eat the thing and some of the blockage!. Go to the pet store now! Don't go to the doctor, he has probably already eaten and wont be interested unless it's around lunch time!. But there are hungry snakes out there that would love a tasty meal!. Do everything in front of your sister and explain everything!.
Good luck!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
my god you are sick man, get to the hospital and with any luck they can give the poor hamster a decent burial as for you get your head examined not your butt!. then again u just brightened my day ha ha !.Www@Answer-Health@Com
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!.!.!.
i think i just sh*t myselfWww@Answer-Health@Com
i think i just sh*t myselfWww@Answer-Health@Com
Could be worse!. Lucky your sister didn't have a Newfoundland!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Its gerbils you use !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.not hamstersWww@Answer-Health@Com
lol how bored must you be to come up with these questions!?Www@Answer-Health@Com