Im depressed i need some funny stories to make me fall over laughing?!
Question: Im depressed i need some funny stories to make me fall over laughing!?
Answers:
Me too, join the club sweety!. My poor self, I cant think of anything worth laughing or even making a little smile at right now!. SO!.!.!. here's a hug!. Just know there are other people out there going through what you are!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Well, once I was mowing a huge lawn (commercial property) and I was on a mowing cart (it's a car attached to the mower so you don't have to walk)!.
Anyway, I had no bag on it because my stepdad said it was short enough to mulch!. Two ladies walk out of the building while I'm right there so I reach to disengage the blade really fast (without putting the safety on first) and I lose control of the mower as it spins out from underneath me and it flies towards the other side of the building, barely stopping from hitting it because of some bushes!. Well, the two ladies walk by laughing hysterically!.
Another one:
I was walking through downtown Tokyo at night, down some subway stairs and thought that I was a real playa and thought that a girl was checking me out, so I looked away just to be cool- missed a step and almost fell flat on my face!. A guy in the background went, "Huh huh!.!.!."
Well, these aren't dropdead funny, but they are embarrassing!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Anyway, I had no bag on it because my stepdad said it was short enough to mulch!. Two ladies walk out of the building while I'm right there so I reach to disengage the blade really fast (without putting the safety on first) and I lose control of the mower as it spins out from underneath me and it flies towards the other side of the building, barely stopping from hitting it because of some bushes!. Well, the two ladies walk by laughing hysterically!.
Another one:
I was walking through downtown Tokyo at night, down some subway stairs and thought that I was a real playa and thought that a girl was checking me out, so I looked away just to be cool- missed a step and almost fell flat on my face!. A guy in the background went, "Huh huh!.!.!."
Well, these aren't dropdead funny, but they are embarrassing!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
One of the golfing partners said that his wife had come in the house and said "the car needs seeing to"!. The husband said "why what is wrong with it"!. His wife said, there is water in the glove compartment"!. The husband replied, "water!! in the glove compartment, where is the car"!. Wife said, "in the river"!.
Another one
Two people from Norfolk were touring the USA!. They stopped to get some petrol!. The car owner asked if the attendant would fill the car with petrol!. The reply came, "yes sir, but we call it gas"!. The wife said, "what'd he say!?" The husband said "they call petrol gas here"!. The car owner said to the attendant, "could you lift the bonnet and make sure the oil is OK"!. The attendant said " we call it the hood"!. The wife said What'd he say, The husband said, "They call it the hood"!. The husband and attendant stood talking for a while, and the attendant asked where they were from!. The husband replied that they were from Norfolk!. The attendant said "Oh I was there during the war, the sex was awful"!. The wife said What'd he say, the husband replied, "he knows you"Www@Answer-Health@Com
Another one
Two people from Norfolk were touring the USA!. They stopped to get some petrol!. The car owner asked if the attendant would fill the car with petrol!. The reply came, "yes sir, but we call it gas"!. The wife said, "what'd he say!?" The husband said "they call petrol gas here"!. The car owner said to the attendant, "could you lift the bonnet and make sure the oil is OK"!. The attendant said " we call it the hood"!. The wife said What'd he say, The husband said, "They call it the hood"!. The husband and attendant stood talking for a while, and the attendant asked where they were from!. The husband replied that they were from Norfolk!. The attendant said "Oh I was there during the war, the sex was awful"!. The wife said What'd he say, the husband replied, "he knows you"Www@Answer-Health@Com
yo mama so black that she drank water and then she pissed out coffee!.
yo mama so stupid, that she was staring at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said concentrate on it!.
i don't know what's more red, my shirt or your neckWww@Answer-Health@Com
yo mama so stupid, that she was staring at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said concentrate on it!.
i don't know what's more red, my shirt or your neckWww@Answer-Health@Com
the girl above me took my idea!!!! lol
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=f3bOJWToP!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=X3wQdYPXg!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=7UBo3jpiu!.!.!.
hope these help you =) CHEER UP =)Www@Answer-Health@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=f3bOJWToP!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=X3wQdYPXg!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=7UBo3jpiu!.!.!.
hope these help you =) CHEER UP =)Www@Answer-Health@Com
I don't have any stories!. but I have some videos that at least make me laugh! take a look at them!.!.!.hope you feel better soon!Www@Answer-Health@Com