This is really weird.. anyone, help me ?!


Question: This is really weird!.!. anyone, help me !?
Last year in gym, i got hit by a dogdeball on my head and ever since i've been taking massive dumps, and i don't know what's wrong with me! I've tried going to the doctor but he just said eat fibers so that the poop will come out in one whole dump!.!.help me, i'm scared :( !!Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Well, first you should decide what kind of poop it is!.

Classifying Poop

After dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, it is imperative you classify your poop so that you can tell all your friends!. Poop is classified by number of divisions present in the bowl!.

* If you have a healthy colon and you drop one massive brick, that is classified as a one and done
* If you drop twins, that is classified as a two and through
* three and free
* four or more

Example: "Yo I just took a s h it!." "How'd it go!?" "Four or more!." "Nice!."

Next, decide the color
The Many Colours of Crap

Crap is usually a dark shade of brown!. However, not unliek the Gay hanky code, the same **** can come in many different colours:


RED: Too much surprise buttsecks!.

BLACK: Alot of white girls have something black in their arseholes!. This is not unusual!.

BLUE-GREEN: WTF!? You've eaten food with too much food coloring, such as Fruit Gushers!. Go ahead!. Eat 3 bags and see what happens!. Hint!? Lulz!.

YELLOW: You have a disease!. You're going shat yourself to death!.

WHITE: That's not shat faqgot!.


Or, you could subconsciously be eating your own crap, and pooping out moar!.

crap!. The main reason people do this is because they have autism, or are in some way retarded!. But this goes for the vast majority of people on the interbutts!.


Human Toilet - As part of BDSM play!. Basically you **** on them!. They claim not to enjoy it!. Types of shitplay include:

* Cleveland Steamer - the person craps on another person's chest!. So called because of the many shat-coloured people that inhabit Cleveland!.
* Dirty Sanchez - smearing crap underneath a person's nose to make it look liek a mustache!.
* Chili Dog - **** on her chest, then **** her shitty ****!.
* Hot Carl - fack someones ****, then they suck the chunks off your dick!.

Have fun!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Well you could always see the brighter side of the situation!. You could take a massive dump inside of a container, let it sit in the sun for about 2 hours then go and sniff it for a great high! They call this butthash!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I would say that the dodgeball had nothing to do with your bowels!.
You probably should listen to the Dr!. that's what, afterall, he's there for!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

!.!.!.and ever since i've been taking massive dumps!.!.!.

LOL just eat FiberOne cereal every morning!. Oh, you may want to wear a diaperWww@Answer-Health@Com

I think u have a diarrhea problem and you should see a doctor ape to help u with ur diarrhea problems, or u can eat it!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

Interesting!. Maybe take some anti-pooping pills!. Www@Answer-Health@Com





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