Am I going to die right now?!
Question: Am I going to die right now!?
I have the oddest feeling that I am going to die right now because of a leprechaun stomping the crud out of me and then an ostritch/pandameister is going to kick me in the nads, then Chuck Norris will come outta no where and pee on me!. Is this unreasonable and do you believe it's going to happen too!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
Quick! Lock your doors and cover yourself in peanut butter!
ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Well, although the leprechaun and ostrich are a bit far, i can totally believe the part about Chuck Norris though, he's pretty much amazing!. All of human kind lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris will someday go on a rampage!.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he takes air hostage!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he takes air hostage!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Well after an albino monkey came and pulled a penny from behind one of my ears and shaved my head I was kind of scared too!. But it ended up being ok because Harry Potter owed me a favor and turned him into a booger!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
You never know when you are going to die!.!.!. But i can tell you for sure that you wont die by leprechaun stomping!. I'd say that should be the least of your worries right now!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
The odds of that happening are extremely favorable!. Just put on a raincoat so Chuck Norris won't get urine on your clothes!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
That's unreasonable!. Chuck Norris only pees on badasses!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
oh man!.!.!.just shoot urself before chuck comes and pisses on u, melting ur organs and bones and leaving u a floppy, lifeless skinsackWww@Answer-Health@Com
whoooohoohoooo
Chuck Norris
wow!.
you're screwed!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Chuck Norris
wow!.
you're screwed!Www@Answer-Health@Com
No No No!.!.!.!.!.you've just got that confused with indigestion!.!.!.!.you must have eaten a bad burgerWww@Answer-Health@Com
As long as chuck norris doesn't poop on you you're fine!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
dude chuck norris can and will pee on you!. watch out!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
No, that happened to me this morning!. You just need some ointment!.
And a shower to get rid of chucks wee!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
And a shower to get rid of chucks wee!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
lol!.!. i just love!.!.!. love people that makes me laugh just before they die!
your a funny dude!.!.!. but guess i wont get to know you!
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your a funny dude!.!.!. but guess i wont get to know you!
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sO, van dam would jack chuck norris uP!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
get off the drugs and you should be fine!Www@Answer-Health@Com
nah not right now!.!.well maybe now!.!. or now!.!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
you will not die!.!.thats for sureWww@Answer-Health@Com
LOLWww@Answer-Health@Com
when did u get diagnosed with delusional schizophrenia!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
ya umm dude u know they have medicine for that now and this crazy cool new thing called T H E R A P YWww@Answer-Health@Com
um!.!? okayyyWww@Answer-Health@Com
you need to get help NOW!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
too much LSD!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Best shut your window, Poppet I'm about to fly in and have supper!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
um what are you smoking!? Www@Answer-Health@Com
I take it that you are very bored right now!?Www@Answer-Health@Com