Is this normal......?!


Question: Is this normal!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Every four hours I have a strong overpowering desire to go pet a goatWww@Answer-Health@Com


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Yes!.!.!. 99% of normally functioning humans get urges to be close to goats on a regular basis!. Well let's face it, who in their right mind WOULDN'T want a goat!? Www@Answer-Health@Com

Back in 1819 Sir!.William Agustine dicovered a cure for this rare and life altering disease called 'goatestone'

The goats you have a desire to pet are they horned or non-horned!?

Presuming your a boy!.!.!.

If they are horned this could be linked with sexual desires!.!.!.I reccomend masturbation!.!.

If they are non-horned then well!.!. I think yno yourself what the problem is!.!.!.I reccomend viagra!.!.!.

Or!!!

Goats haev very dry furr,
prhaps your hands are overly moist!?!

Or maybe your lacking in calcium and you should milk the goat!?

Do you have access to goats nearby!?

---DO NOT GO NEAR THE GOATS AT NIGHTIME---

Or maybe!.!.!.Just maybe

YOUR A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!!!
----->>ITS FUN DUNNA YA TINK!!

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Hmm, sounds like you need a pet goat!. I suggest pygmies - small and easy to care for!. :) And I also suggest naming him Alfred!. It's a very popular goat name!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Hmmm!.!.!.!.the need to pet a goat every FIVE hours is normal, but I'm not so sure about just four!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

hahah lol
perfectly normal
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Is it normal to be CRAZY

He he he he he!

Yes probably!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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