Survey: How can I escape the evil clutches of my nephew and neice?!


Question: Survey: How can I escape the evil clutches of my nephew and neice!?
(!.!.!.I keep sneaking into the den to play answers, but they keep finding me, those grinning little monkeys!.!.!.)Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
SpongeBob Squarepants turns children into motionless gape-mouthed totempoles!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

When I wanna play answers!.!.I play a game of hide and seek!.!.

when it's your turn to hide!.!.you run into the den,,and put a blanket over your head!.!.and hope they don't find you!. make them count to 1000

when it's your turn to seek!.!.!.go to the Den to count to 1000!.!.count very slow, and then say!.!.ok
ready or not!.!.!.!.here I comeWww@Answer-Health@Com

Tell them you're gonna get all mushy and lovey-dovey with your girlfriend on the computer!.!.!.!.!.


It's works with my two little cousins! When they annoy me I go get online and tell them they can stay, but I'm gonna be talking to my boyfriend!.!.!. or rather, my "wuvey lovey hunny bunny!." They gag and leave!.!.!.!.!.!. works every time!.

I hate lying though!.!.!. since I don't have one!.!.!.!. but oh well! :)Www@Answer-Health@Com

We can wait, Pocko! But it seems YOU can't!

What are mere 3 hrs!. compared to what you spend playing with us!?!!?!

Think of this as dress rehearsal!.!.!.one day you are going to have kids of your own!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Looks like you got way too much advice here buddy!.
I say kick their ozz back to ozz and get the heck on here more!.
Give them a can of beer to drink, get them into their pjs, they will be out in about 30 min!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

And your still asking questions!?
Should be giving them answers!.
Sad, but; one day they too will grow up and be gone!?
You can always answer and ask questions but; a child passes this way only once!. Live, Love & Enjoy Life!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

awwwww!.!.!.!.!.they sound so cute!. just tell them uncle John needs some alone time for a little while!. set a timer for however long you want to be alone and tell them when it goes off then you will play with them!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Well, it sounds like you've already tried "exposing" yourself!.!.!.among other things!.

<---he suggests hiring a clown (!?)Www@Answer-Health@Com

You're dodging human interaction to play on a computer!. Perhaps rethinking your priorities is in order!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

2 clorox milkshakesWww@Answer-Health@Com

enjoy em, they'll be a day (years from now), they'll have some great memories of/with you!
shut the PC off and go play!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Play "the great escape" with them!


every man for himself!Www@Answer-Health@Com

get them drunk and sell them smokes!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

get off the damn computer!!

What better time to be with your Niece and Nephew!

Don't be so lazy!Www@Answer-Health@Com

hee hee!.!.!.they will find ya wherever you hide pocky!.!.your too much funwha!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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