Bored to death.......?!

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Personal experience

go to unfriendable.com and read all the things people posted
i swear i been reading it for a while and my stomach hurts from too much laughing >.<

masturbate.

Read this. U won't be bored


My mom told me wearing no pants was good. So I did it. Then I went outside and people laughed at me. I killed all of those mean people and ate their bodies. Then I stole their pants and wore them. Then a police guy saw the dead bodies. He got his gun out which i stole. I shot him in the neck. Then I got money from my house to go buy a candy bar. The mean shop owner said he was out of candy bars. So I took the gun in my right hand. Grabbed his head in my left hand and then I tried to eat the gun. The gun was too hard to eat. I tried to eat the mans head, but I realized I was full from the dead people I ate. So then I threw him Off a clif. It was funny cause he wasn't a bird. So he turned into a puddle. Then I went home and played my ps3. Stupid modern warefare wouldn't let me rip apart dead people so I broke the ps3 in half. I used the metal preices to cut my arm and I drew a pretty picture from the blood. I got bored so I decided to make a video of me killing a bunny. I sent the video to all these random email addresses. If you got this email, that is how. I like turtles, So I killed a baby one. I like killing babies even if they're human ones. They make funny noises. So I killed a human babie. Then the stupid people with white jackets tried to get me again. So I threw my clock at them. It made part of his head come off. Then all of the voices told me to run. So I ran. They told me I needed to kill people to get energy. So I killed a dude who drove by in his car. He smelled weird. So I didn't try to eat him. Instead, I cut off his head and put it on some ones porch. Then I rang the doorbell and ran away. When the people opened the door i ran them over with the persons car. I tried to climb out of the car but there was too many dead people blocking the door. I was going to run out the back passenger door but the voices told me that i needed to pull the ears off of the dead people. So i rolled down the window and started getting the ears. Then i climbed out the window of the car. I saw an ambulance driving to the house, so i threw a rock at the driver. It hit him in the head and made his face bleed a little bit. I saw a police man who was driving a car. When he stopped at the house with the car crash, i stole his gun. I ran away as quiet as i could, but he heard me and tried to chase me. He saw the gun and ran away though. I was running in the woods and i saw a dog. I threw a rock at it, but i missed. The dog tried to bite me. I kicked the dog in the face and he ran away. When i was out of the woods, i saw an old person. The voices told me he wanted to die. They told
Me that he was trying to find ne so i could kill him. I decided i would help him die. So i ran up to him and i told
Him I was ready. He said he didnt know what I was talking about. He saw my gun and started to yell. I shot him so he could die and then i ran away. A police man was running towards the person i shot. He Started to ask me if i saw anyone, but then he saw the blood all over my hands and shirt. He started to run, but the voices told me that he was running because he didnt like his life. They told me to kill him and then kill myself. I saw him in the forest, so I shot him. I couldn't kill myself though. The gun was out of bullets. The voices said that rocks would work. I put a rock in the gun, but it didnt kill me. i decided to go home. I got home and fell asleep. I woke up and it was time for school. When i got to school, the principal said that some students got killed and that some one tried to eat them. There was a dead police man too. I didn't like whoever did that. That person was wierd. I Went to my class. I was late to my class though. The teacher said he was giving me detention because I was late again. That made me really angry. I ran away from school. I kept running until I was tired. Then I went to the store. When I got there, there were police cars. The police told me that the store owner was missing and that they found his body at the bottom of a clif. I tried to leave, but the police man asked me why I wasn't in school. I tried to run away, but the person caught me. I started trying to bite his arm off, but I didn't bite hard enogh. He let go of me and I ran. I started to go back to school, but there were lots of police cars looking for me. It took me a while to get to the school cause I had to hide. When I got to school, I heard the lunch bell ring. I remembered that I had to go to lunch detention. When I got there, olny one person was in detention besides me. It was the guy that I hated. He was stupid because he made fun of me all the time. I sat down and the teacher asked me where I was the whole day. Then the person I hate said I was stupid for running away. I threw the book under my desk at him. He started to cry so the voices told me he was crying because he didn't like his life. I took a metal ruler and stabbed his stomach. He fell on the floor and I stomped on his neck. He stop