Do i have borderline Personality disorder?!

I have been reading up on emotional detachment because i have been having a lot of zombie dreams and that was one of the things it could mean.

After reading about emotional detachment I found a lot of the things they listed tobe applicable to me.

After that i read up on borderline personality disorder which is what Emotional detachment could mean, and a lot of those thing applied to me.

I am :
Narcissistic
Impulsive
Have trouble making friends (I have 3 max at a time, as in people I make the effort to hang out with other than in school and such)
I can't participate in small talk with people that i don't know/ are not comfortable around (i use one worded answers, and never think of anything else to say other than to answer their question) eg. "how was your day?"
"good." end of conversation
Sadistic (The reason i tried to find out about this is because, i wanted to hurt my parents feelings. I also enjoy hurting other peoples feeling, but that has stopped)
I enjoy making chaos and the feeling of chaos

Do I have a case? ( more info can be provided)