Pager stuck in my anus?!


Question: Pager stuck in my anus?
Hello,
Im in a real pickle here. I myself am a very fat guy. Lately, I started to change my diet and workout twice a day. I like to do it completely nude, cause that way i sweat better and I can see my buns of steel better.
As always, I woke up this morning, got out of my boxers and started doing my morning workout. Since Im naked< i like to lock myself in the kitchenn so my faimly doesnt see me. So I started working out and unknown to my, fat stinking son Chauncey left my pager in the kitchen chair. After my jumping jacks, I sat down to have a glass of coke and WHAM ! I sat on my pager. Ive been locked in the kitchen for about 30 minutes now, trying to get the pager out and worse, someone keeps on paging me !!! I have a paging *** and it wont stop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My doctor hung up on me, thinking its a joke. What should I do ? :((

Answers:

The real issue here is that I'm concerned at why you're still using outdated technology in owning a pager. Do you still use your Laser Disk player? Are you still using a VHS player to watch Footloose and Grease? Something is inherently wrong here.



Your a bad-troll.
Wanna know how I know?
1) You JUST changed your name from Veronica to Joan.
2) If you really had a pager stuck in your anus, you would be at the ER right now.
3) You say that your a "very fat guy", yet both your Y!A names' are feminine.

Nice try.



Well, fat guy Veronica, take yourself to the emergency room. Pagers let off radiation much like cell phones and you don't want radiation going on in your colon.
If you're too embarrassed, take a quick acting laxative.

Best of luck to you and your sigmoid!

*edit* ...fat guy Joan...



:D omg what have u been up to lol, em i dont get how u could get it stuck just by sitting down on it

anyway the hospitals have heard all the excuses so just go now and get it over with :)



nice to see another troll

myself



a very fat guy named veronica lol




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