Me and my friend just smoked marijuana. How do I stop him crying?!

I cannot smoke marijuana because I become extremely anxious and paranoid. AND it's not good for you anyway. Is there a darkish room where he can lie down and listen to some mellow music? Some people do have psychotic reactions to pot so if you have to call 911, you don't want him to hurt himself over smoking pot.

Your friend is suffering from a case of paranoia that often accompanies the first time smoking weed. The best way to deal with it until it wears off (which it will) is to appease him and do whatever he asks. If that means going to the store and getting munchies, do it. If he asks for a blanket, get one. Whatever you do though, do not let him use the phone. You think drunk dialing is bad, wait till u see high dialing.... Either way, he will be fine by tomorrow. Give him some MD20/20 and put him to bed. Good luck. Hope this helps.

this would make a good public service announcement

Gentle reassurance, a glass of cold water and a long nap. He'll be fine.

therapy?