i think i died today?!


Question: I think i died today?
the day was all good until i woke up.
i got out of bed after my house was stomped on by king kong.
then he dropped a big banana peel outside my house and me stupidly not paying attention while type-type-typing away on my blackberry, i slipped on it. then a pterodactyl musta smelled the banana remnants, or my fear- and swooped down and picked me up and as i soared thru the sky only being suspended by his sharp claws, i thought "oh no, i shoulda had a V8!!" then, after dropping me to the ground from 30,000 feet of elevation, my neck snapped. i quickly stumbled onto my feet, grabbed my head, and used the nearest welding station in jurassic park to reattach my head onto my body. then, just as i finished, waluigi released the green turtle shells of doom and i did not survive!! i think at this point i may have died. does this sound accurate?

Answers:

you're either on drugs, sleepwalking, or dreamed that you woke up



Very accurate btw nice story



Woah, bro. Hold up. I think you died today.



Don't worry you'll respawn soon, good luck!

OH and you just made my day :D thanks!



oh thats who that was



Get off the drugs >.<



Get a mental health doctor...... and DON"T watch any more movies ........



WHat are you smoking? I'd like some of that ****.....

SIncerely: Joe Mumma



nice job with your creative writing




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