Is it okay for me to eat this baby?!
Question: Is it okay for me to eat this baby?
I have been babysitting this baby for three days the mom said she was going to the grocery store and she'd be back in an hour BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR THREE DAYS!!!! I don't know what I should do with the baby, but I have secret desires to smash it's beenie head into a wall and then shove it under my bed. But I'm afraid my dog will eat it before I do (you see, I would save it for a midnight snack later.) I don't wanna leave it outside though because a pterodactyl might swoop down and steal/eat it. And then the mom might be mad. Do you think eating it now is a good idea, and a good way to just solve this problem or no?
Answers:
LMAO! ***** hilarious!
Wait! If you do eat it, you may end up on the Jeremy Kyle Show, like this unlucky couple:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvMzX6biS…
:DDD
Thats disturbing. Your a cruel evil, dumbass. Ur NASTY.
Oh come on what kind of question is this. lol