WHY WON'T MY PET DRAGON LISTEN TO MEEEEE?!


Question: WHY WON'T MY PET DRAGON LISTEN TO MEEEEE?
I bought a pet dragon today from a van that said "FREE CANDY AND DRAGONS" on it. I brought it home and named it Parker Nimbus McStanley. I've been telling him all day to do the dishes and do my laundry and go grocery shopping for me and clean my house and watch my child and take out the trash and clean the upstairs toilet, and clean the shower full of sh*t and empty the dishwasher and walk the dog and feed the cat and balance my checkbook and clean the windows and set the table and wash my car and organize the garage and water the garden and get the leaves and bugs out of the swimming pool and pick up the dogs toys and clean the gutters and clean the chimney and so far all he has done is sleep. Thats all he wants to do! Everytime I tell him to do something he says "Vete a la mierda el gilipollas!" (BTW DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THIS EVEN MEANS? CAN YOU PUT IT IN SOME TRANSLATOR OR SOMETHING? I'M PRETTY SURE ITS SPANISH!!)
He already breathed fire on me and roasted my titties like they are marshmellows!! SO WHY WONT HE LISTEN TO MEEE?

Answers:

I take spanish, and the phrase 'Vete a la mierda el gilipollas' means 'f*ck the a$$hole'. I think you know what you must do.

hahahah you made me laugh so hard with this question (:



i think you need to tell him to do one thing at a time. dont let him watch your child and cleen your own shitty toilet. it means that he wants to go back to his home on the galapagose islands. i didnt spell that right but i think you know the island im talking about. he said he has a wife their that he hasnt ****** in 3 months. so take him back. also dont aproch suspicious vans.



You have obviously never studied up on dragons. People don't TELL DRAGONS what to do, period.
You know that is a swear sentance, in spanish.
If you befriend a dragon , you may be in for an amazing ride.

If you survive it.

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im putting this on unfriendable

unfriendable.com



LMAO at the first answer...



When you put the title in all caps like that it sounds very stupid.

FAIL TROLL.



You bought one? Thought they were free? :/



From your mental health point of view, please don't complicate the issue. Request him not to deliberately or intentionally confuse you further. Tell him enough is enough.

Thank God.

own




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