WHY WON'T MY PET DRAGON LISTEN TO MEEEEE?!
Question: WHY WON'T MY PET DRAGON LISTEN TO MEEEEE?
He already breathed fire on me and roasted my titties like they are marshmellows!! SO WHY WONT HE LISTEN TO MEEE?
Answers:
I take spanish, and the phrase 'Vete a la mierda el gilipollas' means 'f*ck the a$$hole'. I think you know what you must do.
hahahah you made me laugh so hard with this question (:
i think you need to tell him to do one thing at a time. dont let him watch your child and cleen your own shitty toilet. it means that he wants to go back to his home on the galapagose islands. i didnt spell that right but i think you know the island im talking about. he said he has a wife their that he hasnt ****** in 3 months. so take him back. also dont aproch suspicious vans.
You have obviously never studied up on dragons. People don't TELL DRAGONS what to do, period.
You know that is a swear sentance, in spanish.
If you befriend a dragon , you may be in for an amazing ride.
If you survive it.
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im putting this on unfriendable
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LMAO at the first answer...
When you put the title in all caps like that it sounds very stupid.
FAIL TROLL.
You bought one? Thought they were free? :/
From your mental health point of view, please don't complicate the issue. Request him not to deliberately or intentionally confuse you further. Tell him enough is enough.
Thank God.
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