Omg my wife is in labor!?!
Question:
Omg my wife is in labor!?
what should I do should I hug her and tell her its all right?
Answers:
Not if you want to get punched in the eye.
Do yourself a favor and do everything she tells you to do. Even if she tells you to drive while listening to Celine Dion... Your ego will be bruised but you will come out relatively unmutilated.