I think I may be going crazy?!

I think I may be going crazy?

any signs I should look for?

2 weeks ago
Well the other day my couch ate me, and then arugued that it was his change to start with. My neighbors give me funny looks when they find me in their storage shed coverd in mustard, and my roomate won't turn back into a cat. (she keeps acting like a house plant but she was a cat two weeks ago) Also I no longer speak Korean.

Yes, irrational thinking, imagining plots against you.
Suspicious about other people showing interest.
But we need some examples from you.