As Pope-General Penfold gathers his forces...?!

As Pope-General Penfold gathers his forces...?

Hypothetical "WE" have an immediate opening in the Church of Bipolar Opposition for Anti-Pope 1st Class. If you are an individual looking to further your dictatorial skills by means of sheer propoganda, mock-religion and intimidation, then boy do we have a sweet job for you! Be blasphemed by the Aholy One (Penfold the Feeble), be feared by pets and small aquatic rodents, enforce your own laws of quantum-physics on unsuspecting followers and be adored by Princess Cinnamon (in training and on probation). All this and more can be yours if you can read Penfold's metarants for a length of at least 1.32 minutes at a time. As Anti-Pope in training 1st Class, you will get to practice the old proven medevil techniques the world has come to respect. The gerbil rack, hamster whip, beaver vice, and the S&M virtual dogsled (pattent pending). Plus you will get .02% virtual mined drain fluffins rights (void if scratched off before next Sunday)

Virtual Sallary is paid on demand*
..in shoe raisins

3 weeks ago
Oh, and "we" also need a spy... I am looking for a functionally retarded adult to blend in with the enemy forces and report on their convoluted schemes.

3 weeks ago
Metarantus... ROFL

3 weeks ago
No tomtom, you are way too clever to be a spy.. And by the way it is "Y'all use your mouth prettier than a $10 dollar whore"

3 weeks ago
Jack, you MUST be my minister of foreign heffers, oh pleeeeeeeease!?

3 weeks ago
Sorry,tomtom... I am waiting for a fundie to fill those shoes. I figure if he gets captured by the enemy... As a matter of fact I will insist that he/she be captured and tortured if necessary by the enemy.

I volunteer, man, you know what convinced me, man ? you use like $20 words and your way with the tongue is better than that of a $500 whore, man...
just tell me where to sign...

BTW, I used to have a cat named Cinnamon, ate it grilled with fava beans, horseradish and a nice Chianti...

EDIT... sorry, I s(a)tan(d) corrected, but disagree on the *too clever* thing... I is just right for a spy... I promise, man...
yo!!! Jake, I am in the right room, but you seem to be in the wrong place, man... slick is like Teflon(tm), man... marketable, but unrewarding... in the end...
anyhow, how old were you , man when the saddles were blazing, man ?
anyhow, I see it is time to get my rosy red a*ss over the horizon so fast your eyes will water when you see it...
I offer my humble serivces as a spy, especially to the Penfold dude, he blinds me in a flash of total reliability, man, or is relication (damn), relocation ? cacophony ? (damn) epiphany !!!
my most sincere greetings to Cinnamon buns (or something like that)