What are the potential psycological ramifications of carrying a decaying Rainbow!


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What are the potential psycological ramifications of carrying a decaying Rainbow Trout down your pants front?

I know what the bible says, I am interested in a professional medical opinion. Thanks!

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4 weeks ago
Mr P must learn a difference between laughing AT someone and laughing WITH someone.

4 weeks ago
reed_jeremiah... Use the pole the Lard gave you.

4 weeks ago
Holly, the bible says "..thou shalt not provoke the Messiah 1st Class (in training) by laying with fish, thou shalt not playy pocket fishing either..."

4 weeks ago
I knew my Y!Babe was a medical professional. Yeee-ha Y!Jackpot...!

4 weeks ago
Thank TD My relationship with my Y!Babes is much deeper than an occasional self-revealing rant... I don't think this one is quite enough for her to Y!Dump me over.

4 weeks ago
Mr P. supplemental: Click-click-
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4 weeks ago
Mr. Penfold... The trout was already dead when I found it, and before you jump on this, I happened to look this up in Y!Law and the fact is that if it's dead it's not rape.

4 weeks ago
Thank you TD, a poet and a dedicated scholar as usual... Now only if you could tell me why that Mr Pee up there is so indignant? Is it the smell?

4 weeks ago
Thank you TD, a poet and a dedicated scholar as usual... Now only if you could tell me why that Mr Pee up there is so indignant? Is it the smell?


Answers:

I`m curious about the biblical reference also. I knew there had to be a reason for the huge volume of food returned in the parable of loaves and fishes.
Anyway back to the question: We really need to start by understanding a bit of the history to this situation.

How did the trout end up down your pants in the first place?

Did it leap out of the water and land there? or did someone slip it in there while you were not looking? or did you put it there yourself? or are your pants its natural environment?

Was the trout dead when it first entered your pants? or did the act of entering you pants kill the trout? or did you do something to the trout while it was in your pants that killed it?

I feel that establishing the cause of death of the trout is probably key to unlocking the whole mystery. However in the absence of that information we shall proceed with the analysis by establishing other important criteria.

How do you feel about having a decaying trout in your underpants?

Is it a sexual experience for you?

Is it a sexual experience for the trout?

Has anybody commented on the decaying trout in you pants or have you noticed a change in peoples behaviour towards you?

Have any other members of your family or peer group exhibited similar behaviour?

Are you punishing the trout for some injustice in your past?

What will you do when the trout has decayed and you are no longer able to put it in your pants? Will you just get another trout or is this particular trout the only one that you feel is suitable or desirable to have in your pants?

All these questions and probably some more will need to be addressed before I can accurately assess the long term consequences. I think that most or all of any psychological damage that may be associated with this behaviour may well have occurred long before the trout wearing started. You are I am afraid clearly suffering from a syndrome well know to psychologists. Mad as a bag of Hedgehogs syndrome often progresses to complete catatonia which in your case may be a blessing. If you can let me know the answers to the questions above i will be happy to continue with my analysis.

Argghhhhhhhh~! I`m fading away away away




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