Vampire, evil, witches, blahhh?!

Vampire, evil, witches, blahhh?

i whould really like to be a vampire, or a witch and i really dont know why. some days i just feel really evil and i like the taste of blood and i have done alot of vampire and witches searching online but there is nothing to help me become one if it is even possible. do u know how???

Vampirism isn't a great aspiration. Think of the fortune you'll spend on sunblock. And turning into a bat? Who wants guano all over the ol' coffin?? And these days if you bite someone's neck you'll get killed by anyone close enough. You've seen Blade right? Vampires are the easiest things in the world to kill. Sunlight, silver, stakes, viruses, blood diseases, poorly cooked pizza. You name it, a vampire has died from it.

Witchcraft, on the other hand. . . is not inherintly evil. Sorry. If you're interested in Wicca, go here for info :

http://www.wicca.com/celtic/wicca/wicca....

I doubt it'll be what you expected though. Now, for general evilness I suggest playing violent video games and looking crosseyed at people while you do so.