I am afraid of cheese (and other things)?!
Question:
I am afraid of cheese (and other things)?
The Swiss Cheese is after me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... So isn't the poop from Scandinavia and the armpit hair from New Hampshire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is the world so cruel? Did you know that I like cows? It's true. Yay, Maine! Connecticut is scary! John Travolta is after me! I am being chased by the boogie man or boogie men! A John Deere backhoe is chasing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are under attack from the evil cow chickens of Planet 4!!!!!!!!!! GIANT WORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... Flying poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jessica Simpson is wearing a diaper and is chasing me saying "Here kitty, kitty kitty!" Why is my head so large? Why is my bus so small?
Answers:
You need help. Might I suggest shock therapy, it may not work but it is funnier than hell to watch.