My life is a mess, literally! and I feel like dying?!

My life is a mess, literally! and I feel like dying?

All I do is work. I never have time off anymore. I am lucky enough to have the rest of the week off. Heres my prob: My room is filthy! My cat knocks things on the floor.She gets in her litter box then tracks little pebbles of litter and cat crap all over the floor. She pukes on my bed and on my floor. She sits and begs for grass which I pick from outside and bring in to give her. She eats tape.Then pukes it up on the floor. She sleeps in my window now I have her hair all over my curtains, on my bedpillow, comforter etc...
First off plz dont tell me to lose the cat. But I do need some advice cuz Im cleanin it all up tonite. What kinds of things can u do to relax and enjoy once you have a really clean room? Theres a thunderstorm brewing outside which is somewhat inspirational but I do need motivation! I have some really cool hot tea to drink. Just lookin for inspiration, motivation, etc...so if u can come up with something creative for me, I'd enjoy reading it AND pick u as best!

Feeding cats grass isn't healthy. It can seriously mess up their digestive system. Since you are cleaning you need to make you room cat friendly. The reason she throws up so much is because you leave out so much stuff for her to eat. Remember, cats are like toddlers, once they see something they like (edible or not) they will put it in their mouths. You need to put away anything she can eat (except for her cat food if you keep it in your room).

For the littler box, it happens to everyone. Just grab a broom once a week and sweep up.

For the hair, try brushing your cat to get rid of the excess hair. Its that time of year again where all cats are shedding, so trust me, you aren't alone.

To relax: Curl up with a good book, watch a good movie, watch TV, take a nice warm bath, do a puzzle..