Is my mind f-ed up?!

Is my mind f-ed up?

is it normal to be your own worst enemy? like, i hear a voice in my head thats a little like mine, but it trys to get me to do stuff, like, asking out a girl, or doing something crazy-uber. i dont kno if its normal, i see him in my dreams. he says "you need me." is this okay? i dont think its schizophrenia because im not disorganised, and i have pretty rational behavior.the only problem is that he IS my reflexes, like, when im in danger, i can think, or move, its just my body moving without any thought, and then thats when he says "you need me." does anyone know what this could be? he gets irritated if i do something, like spray water on myself. he'll say "DUDE, STOP!" in my dreams he looks just like me. its kinda creepy, what can i do without going to a doctor? and, i thought about threatening him, but as soon as i looked over to a knife, he said "trust me, you wouldnt do that." this is weirding me out, can you like tell me what i can do to shut this thing up.

4 weeks ago
he wil sometimes stop me from doing someting, tell me that wouldn't have worked, and make me try again. whenever this happens there is a perfect exicution of what i was trying. he encourages me, and degrades me. what is this? it isnt multiple personality disorder because i dont have all of the symptoms.

Those are pretty clasic signs of schizophrenia.... I think you should see somebody.