My testicles hang really low and sometimes I accidentally sit on them?!
Question: Are there any exercises that would help retract them?
Answers: Are there any exercises that would help retract them?
That can cause varicose veins in your scrotum... especially if you spend a lot of time sitting.... a kind of dull pain ensues.
To prevent this, I sit at my computer with my feet elevated... sort of in a chase lounge situation.... and occasionally I instruct my wife to feed me fresh grapes. Such are the worries of life for a man with large testicles.
I have designed a seat.. a little along the lines of a haemorrhoid chair... of course, you must wear no underwear.. and I find a sarong to be most useful... but the seat has a hole in the middle so that your precious jewels can dangle below out of harms way. This becomes more of a problem as you age because, and don't ask why I just don't know, they seem to dangle lower. Thank God I am not Mr Lifto. That dude is really in for some trouble when he turns 50... I mean.. how many cinder blocks can you lift with your testicles?
Exercises to retract them? Ice will work alright... or dangle them into a cup of cold water for an hour every day. Better make that a bucket.
You need to wear briefs that will provide support for your scrotum and testicles.
There are surgical options. Exercise helps muscles, not skin. Just have the excess skin cut away. Some guys are having this done for looks, sounds like you need it for more utilitarian reasons.
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Are they big, man I'm afraid it's hernia! Go check it in the clinic....maybe you need a surgical operation. how they call it?....Testicular ligation....LOL.
Edit: When you go to the Doctor, tell him I want testicular legation...Whatever he tells you, don't listen! Tell him I want this operation at any cost...It's my body. lol
Haha, sorry but it's kinda funny, I always refer to balls as the funniest sexy part of a guy! You know, it might not be as bad as you'd think, especially when letting someone else tackle such a problem for you softly though, if you know what I mean!
ahahahah like stacy said its pretty funny.... accidentally sit on them??? must be a huge dangly nutsack. you sure you dont have the genes of a horse?
It depends. Them hanging low can be a good thing in the long run, but find some underwear that could keep them at bay. Don't try to get surgery or anything, it will never be original again after that. See a doctor if u want to, but id say its quite ok.
Been there done that, wear briefs to keep them up. You just learn to pay attention to it.
If a jock or briefs don't help, ask you doctor for a referal to see a urologist.
you should make sure to wear support briefs along with a visit to a doctor who specializes in this sort of thing
Lay them across the branches of your Christmas tree and ...
All you have to do is get married. I guarantee your testicles will disappear before you know it.
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
lmao. superglue or ductape should do the trick.