My room mate with the BIG manhood...?!
Question: He is at it again....prancing around naked...actually getting me into situations where his member is close to my face (I won't go into detail)....He is doing this on purpose and I do not know what to do. I am a mature adult and so is he, but he is flaunting it more and more each day...and it is huge...so do I give in or move out? He says he is straight, but I think he is bisexual....he says girls won't have sex with him because of his size.....he calls it Mr Big and talks to it....drives me crazy....ok, what do ya think?
Answers: He is at it again....prancing around naked...actually getting me into situations where his member is close to my face (I won't go into detail)....He is doing this on purpose and I do not know what to do. I am a mature adult and so is he, but he is flaunting it more and more each day...and it is huge...so do I give in or move out? He says he is straight, but I think he is bisexual....he says girls won't have sex with him because of his size.....he calls it Mr Big and talks to it....drives me crazy....ok, what do ya think?
The disco You shouldn't put up with him doing this, and it does sound like he's on the gay side.Just because he has a big penis doesn't give him the right to parade around with it dangling or waving it in your face. just because he has it to do it with. Tell him you aren't interested or impressed by his penis size, and find his actions disgusting. If he refuses to stop take pictures when he does it again ,and post them all over the place so he can really have it paraded around. That just might cure him! If not reach out grab hold of it and run him all over the place naked. I did that with a guy in the service. we went right outside the ship completely around it and from the top deck to the bottom in San Diego Calf. while in port so everyone could see. Needless to say he never done it again after everyone laughed and he was in pain, because i hauled on it. Just make sure you get a good grip run like hell and keep him right out straight. It sounds like you would be the winner of this weinners situation once you take it in hand. Don't be afraid of what others think! They all laughed their butts off when I done it, and he was so humiliated he wouldn't have dared to do it again. Good Luck!
If it makes you uncomfortable, move out.
If it doesn't, give in.
It's not that difficult, really.
try telling him that it bothers you. if that doesnt work, then u can always proceed to opening a can of whoop ***. lol. ure last choice would be to find a new roomate. but u should always try to find a way to resolve the problem instead of runnning away from it.
tell him it annoys u and what do u meen give in
I say you give in...it sounds like you spend a lot of your time thinking about his member - you're obsessed...you might as well open up and say ahhhh...
You said it, "give in or move out". Who knows you might like it, you've obviously been thinking about it. So do what you want.
"Give In"?...Are you Gay?!?! ***
I'd question his motivation, and the girl thing, I don't know any woman that would say it"s too big.
Tell him what you think and if the situation does not change move out. It does seem strange that he tires to come close to you naked. Watch out!
well-you have to tell him straight that you feel uncomfortable.
he is lying...woman likes big Penpen.
Go for it! 99.9% of the population is pan-sexual to some degree. Most people don't act on it because of religious belief or societal constraints. You will never know until you try! It will probably be great fun!
try it you might like it
I think it sounds like a great script for a t.v. show. Start writing down all the funny situations. You might as well make some money from this! Plus, you could install some web-cams and make some money off of the rude, Mr. Big.
invest in some lube and take it like the woman you know you are!
just suck on the man's stick already and get on with your lives. you both know you want it! lol im kidding. Just tell him to put his thing elsewhere than in your face and that you don't want to see it.
Move out or quit complaining
offer to give him head or have sex with him
His behaviour is unacceptable. Tell him straight that you feel uncomfortable when he walks around with no clothes on.
If he does it, ignore him. Don't look at his penis and don't let the talk get round to sex.
If you are unhappy there, then you should tell your room mate that you are thinking of moving out and tell him why.
thought you asked the same question earlier ?
I noticed a lot of your questions deal with men looking at you, or you looking at men. If I did not know better I would say that you have a big 'ol case of penis envy.
By the way, if you are gay just do him and get it over with. If you're not, then tell him it makes you uncomfortable. I have to admit, I have never had anyone do that to me, and I find it slightly odd from your other questions that it seems to happen to you all the time.
Just tell him to put it away! Its not a big deal if he's just walking out of the bathroom to his bedroom or something, but if he's standing by your face putting it up close to you then just say you're bored with seeing his c*ck.
Just ignore him, maybe he will grow up someday mentally. If you react to his prancing around waving his wand in your face, you are doing exactly what he wants--reacting. Couple of approaches-- next time he does it, ask him to see how far he can shoot, in other words see if he will masterbate in front of you. He might well do that, or get embarrassed and leave you alone. Anoher approach is to have a watergun handy, and the next time he waves his whanger at you, spray him with water. Tell him that is what you do to horny dogs, so you thought it might work on him.
You are perhaps right that he is bisexual, as many guys are-- but another way to rebuff him is to ask what he really wants. Sounds like he may want you to give him oral, and if he does ask, tell him you are not interested but that he can do you.
Another thing to try-- tell him you there is something on his head the next time he sticks it in your face, and whip out a sharpie and draw a happy face. That would teach him to not stick it in your face!
hes trippin
Haha, tis quite funny xD well you have a number of options
1) You could give him head haha
2) You could move out
3) You could f**k him xP
4) Give him the chop! Literally haha that would be funny.
5) You could whip yours out and waggle it in his face.
6) You could push him out in the corridor naked and lock him out, see how much he likes having it out then!
7) Get yours out and compare; that should be... interesting!
8) You could ignor him (boring!)
9) You could spread rumours telling people that he tried to f**k you or that he's a f*g haha.
10) FCUK him!! Haha i said this one but im emphasizing it lol, i suggest this one. It seems the funnest. xD
Good luck hehe
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